Me: Happy Mother's Day!
Canada and America: *crying their eyes out* mom!
Mexico: *calm*
Me: Mexico why aren't you...?
Mexico: my Mother's Day isn't for another two days. Then I'll cry for mama Aztec.
Me: oh *trying to comfort the crying siblings* it's okay
Canada and America: *still crying*
Me: *sigh* anyway America you have something to explain to one of our readers
America: *trying to stop but keeps hiccuping* wh-what?
Me: Donald Trump
America: well *hiccup* you see... Um *hiccup*
Mexico: *glaring at him* oh this had better be good gringo
America: well to be honest *hiccup* I don't have an answer *hiccup* except maybe *hiccup* that he's playing off some of my people's fears *hiccup*
Mexico: yeah of course you little... You know what I'm not going to kick a freaking dog when it's down.
Canada, America, and Me: *looking at Mexico a little surprised*
Mexico: what!? I have a heart you jerks!
Me: anyway *calls up Netherlands and Austria*
Netherlands: *enters* admin, Canada *sits next to Canada and tries to comfort him*
Austria: this had better be important admin
Me: oh come on Austria. I know it's Mother's Day in your country to, but you only had a father.
Austria: *down in the dumps* don't you think I know that
Me: um
Mexico: *whispers* to countries Mother's Day is a sad day. If you had a mom you mourn, if you didn't have mom you get sad about that.
Me: *whispers* how was I supposed to know that!
Mexico: *shrug*
Me: anyway Netherlands and Austria you guys have to talk about money
Netherlands and Austria: we do that a lot
Me: really?
Netherlands: we have meetings with Switzerland and all we talk about is money
Austria: how to save it
Netherlands: how to get items cheaply speaking of which I just got some chocolate from Belgium as a gift. Anything free is amazing.
Austria: indeed
Me: anyway I hope everyone has a good Mother's Day whether is has already happened, is today, or is coming up!
Austria: *playing on random piano* don't forget to vote, ask, and dare
Me: how did you make that piano appear out of nowhere!?
Netherlands: Vaarwel (goodbye)
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
