Me: I so sick! *sneeze*
Mexico: lo siento admin are you alright?
Canada: hope you f-feel better
Me: *smiles at them* anyway America you have the first dare!
America: *walks in from the kitchen* alright, what is it?
Me: your dare is to go watch an episode of Doctor Who with England
America: really? So no horrible catch admin?
Me: nope! *cough*
England: *enters* I'm only here to watch Doctor Who and it looks like my curse worked. *grabs America's arm and drags him to the tv room*
Me: *glaring at England as he leaves room and follows* I'm going to watch with them! *goes in tv room*
This time skip is brought by France hugging Joan of Arc
Me: *comes out* England is so lucky I like Doctor Who! Denmark! I know your in the kitchen getting a beer! So come out here I have a question for you! *sneeze*
Denmark: *enters with beer in hand* alright
Canada: Admin if you k-keep this up you might have to c-call this an ask Hetalia in-instead
Me: I know... Anyway Denmark who do you love? *sneeze*
Denmark: um... As in?
Mexico: romantic kind dane
Denmark: I knew that! Um I really don't love anybody that way right now.
Canada: really?
Denmark: I had a thing for Norway for a while, but I don't fell that way for him anymore. *drinks the last of his beer and leaves to go back to the kitchen for more beer*
Me: Preußen Deutschland! are you still here?! And if you are, did I say that right? *hack*
Prussia: *from kitchen* Ja! The awesome me is still here! And ja, you said it right, but just call me Prussia or Preußen!
Me: alright! *sniffle* how is everything with Israel? *my face looses color* I'll be right back! *runs to the bathroom*
America: are you okay!? *turns to look at England*
England: I'm not reversing it... *sipping tea and eating scones*
Me: *comes out*
Mexico: admin?
Me: I'm ok...
Canada: you sure?
Me: yeah... *cough* Prussia! Did you hear me!
Prussia: Ja! I heard you! Things have been great between me and her and have been since the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Me: thanks! *cough* um... Same question for you America
America: um... Fine...
Me: *arches eyebrow*
Canada: Alfred
America: we are doing fine, but we haven't actually done anything as a couple.
Mexico: then take her on a date Stupido. Simple sí?
America: *glares and pouts like a kid* I hate you.
Me: *texts Israel*
Israel: *walks in* shalom, so why am I here admin?
Admin: *cough* um you got your own question...
Israel: well what is it?
Me: *gulp* um how are you doing with Palestine outside of politics?
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...