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HERES SOME SHITTY AUS

AU where Tord can grow tentacles *lenny*

AU where Matt's over coat is blue instead of green SO HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING HULK

AU where Tom's face is replaced with that of Pepe the frog

AU where Matt isn't a smol bean (worst AU ever -1000/10)

AU where Edd wears lipstick and his cola cans are covered in it

AU where they all have six fingers (THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS, MY BROTHER)

AU where Tom has braces

AU where Edd wears panties, not because it's kinky, but because he hates boxers/briefs

AU where Matt's skin is purple, edds is green, Tom's is blue, and Tord's is red

AU where Matt is constantly holding knitting needles but he's never  knitting

AU where Tom likes to play with those weird springy door stop things (you know them)

AU where sober Tom is completely irrational and basically another Matt

AU where Tord actually got the giant robot, Tom dies, Matt dies, and Edd dies.

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