DaymMalumAF
Are yoU LOVING THEM
Me
I listened to them two days ago geez.
Btw thanks for loosing our four day streak.
DaymMalumAF
Did you enjoy them???
Me
The band?
DaymMalumAF
No your breakfast.
Yes the band!
Me
I didn't eat breakfast and they're we alright.
DaymMalumAF
Ajekendjeksjrnsnnejwjejsbe
juST ALRIGHT
Me
Yeah.
DaymMalumAF
whY THEYRE FABULOUS
Me
I'm allowed to have an opinion you know.
DaymMalumAF
I know; but it should agree with me opinion :-)
Me
The band was fine- I'm not sure if I'd get super into them but FYI I did some internet stalking on them all.
DaymMalumAF
ohH WHOS YOUR FAVOURITE
Me
Idk- Ashton or Michael probably.
DaymMalumAF
Hmm okay they're both pretty lit.
Me
Stop using 'slang' terms.
DaymMalumAF
I do what I want I'm punk rock.
Me
No you're not.
Anybody that says they're punk rock isn't punk rock.
DaymMalumAF
Michael says he's punk rock.
Me
I just heard this band two days ago and I already know Michael is basically a soft lovable kitten.
DaymMalumAF
But a punk rock kitten. :)
Me
Just a kitten.
DaymMalumAF
Punk rock kitten.
Me
Fine a punk rock kitten.
I'm assuming Michael is your favourite then?
DaymMalumAF
Second Fav- Calum's my #1<3
Me
Okay and why is that?
DaymMalumAF
Because he plays bass.
Therefore he is super cool.
Me
Okay you do you boo.
DaymMalumAF
diD YOU JUST CALL ME BOO
or should I say CAL me boo B)
Me
Alright we're done talking.
DaymMalumAF
No you're staying you called me boo this is serious!
Me
It's a figure of speech I've said that exact same thing to my mom.
DaymMalumAF
So what I'm hearing is I'm basically family to you? ;-)
Me
Ugh whatever I'm not even gonna fight you on this.
I called you boo btw because I don't know your name.
DaymMalumAF
Oh so now you're playing the guilt card?
Me
Well I told you my name.
DaymMalumAF
Yes your name is pretty.
Me
Debatable.
Anywho why can't I know yours if I told you mine.
DaymMalumAF
All in good time, young grasshopper.
Me
I'm nOT A GRASSHOPPER
DaymMalumAF
You're right.
You're my grasshopper.
Me
Okay this has gotten too awkward I'm leaving.
DaymMalumAF
Wait we should totally start streak!
Me
We had one-
-And then you broke it.
My little trust in you has been crushed.
DaymMalumAF
Pleaseeeeee!
Me
NOOOO
DaymMalumAF
Whyyyy??
Me
I take care of my streaks like children, idc if I am in a fight with someone that streak will still alive even if it means hacking into their snapchat and snapping me back I s2g if you loose our streak I will murder.
DaymMalumAF
What's your highest streak?
Me
Alive or dead?
DaymMalumAF
Both?
Me
Alive-284
Dead-492
DaymMalumAF
Well dang.
Me
I told you I take streaks extremely seriously.
You break a streak w/ me I break your neck.
All my trust will be broken.
DaymMalumAF
You'll break my neck?
Me
I'll probably just block but I'll be pissed.
DaymMalumAF
Let's do it.
Me
...okay but you've been warned of the risky boat you're getting into....
DaymMalumAF
We're. Making. This. Streak.
Me
Alright
Well I've got to go but I guess I'm texting you tomorrow.
DaymMalumAF
Fun fun fun!
Afros
Me
Um... What?
DaymMalumAF
Adios*
Stupid autocorrect.
Me
Afros
DaymMalumAF
Afros
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