Madi's Journal

Vacation

Story time children! Everyone gather around!

Alright. I just got back from the great state of South Carolina.

It was a great trip. I mean, who doesn't enjoy 16 hours car rides?

*raises hand*

But in all seriousness, the trip was actually fun. We fooled around in the ocean and shopped and ate really yummy food.

And of course, knowing me and my family there were problems.

1) Big D's barbeque

Okay, so I'm pretty sure the name should have driven us away.

The hotel recommended the restaurant so we decided to check it out.

We take the short drive and there are two families of four in the restaurant.

RED FLAG NUMBER ONE

We walk in and all the dinner ware is plastic or styrofoam

RED FLAG NUMBER TWO

I grabbed some pulled pork, my favourite thing ever. It actually tasted like someone poured vinegar down my throat.

Yummy.

2) IHOP

I'm in love with IHOP.

I had some really good french toast with bananas foster and our waitress was amazing.

The people behind us, not so much.

Her kids were hitting my back so I turned around to see what the hell was going on.

This little bitch had the nerve to say:

Stop staring and mindyour own damn business.

I looked over once! One time!

Instead of bitching, control your kids!

I'm all done now.

I hope you enjoyed my misery. I will try to update FFY this week. Maybe.

Song of the day:

Dead Sea by the Lumineers.