Madi's Journal

Bad Assery

Today, I am feeling so bad ass today.

I will tell you why I feel this.

I have an orthodontic appliance.

If you know what that is, go you!

I am going to explain it to you anyways ;)

I have what is called an expander. It is basically just a metal thing that is cemented to my teeth.

Eww, right?

Anywho, it is yucky and I hate it and I cant eat anything 'sticky'.

So, guess what I did?!?

I ate gummies, like a bad ass.

And they were so good.

I MISSED YOU, SUGARY FRIENDS!

I get it taken out in a few weeks so no biggie.

But, I still feel like such a bad ass.

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Okay, I only am saying this because I am so pissed off.

Hello, my wonderful friends.

I understand that I am sometimes really bitchy. That is completely normal for me. I easily get annoyed.

If you have any problem with me, I really like it if you could tell me to my face.

FACE.

YES, MY FACE, THE THING WITH EYES, EARS, MOUTH AND NOSE!

Okay, so maybe you don't want to do that. There are a few things you shouldn't do:

1) Everyone thinks it is a fabulous idea to SUBTWEET. or 'indirect tweeting'. This is tweeting about someone without saying you are.

2) LET'S WRITE STORIES ABOUT EACH OTHER! GREAT IDEA!

What are the problems with these two things?

You are talking about other people, not cool.

MOST PEOPLE AREN'T STUPID! WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT US!

Good lord, just confront people.

I have expressed my hatrid for almost all of the above, so I'm gonna go!

Song of the day:

Milkshake by Kelis or U a Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.

Just because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.