Wattpad Clichés

Wattpad Cliche #31

'Frequently used phrases' cliche

A/N    Yeah, I know I said I wouldn't update in 1/2 weeks, but got some Wi-Fi so I'm updating!!!

Here are a few phrases used so much they're cliche:

-He looked like a Greek God!
Sorry, you didn't specify which Greek God. Hephaestus?
-Such a shame this beautiful face was wasted on such a horrible personality.
...But we later find out if you get to know him, he's really nice! ... Sooo, 100% perfect? #Gary-Lou
," I said, popping the 'P'.
You know what else will be popping if you continue using that horrendous phrase? YOUR EYE!
#Feelingalittllecrazy
"OMG, Kylie, Ryder is such a bad boy,  he plays with girls hearts then breaks them! Promise me you won't go after hin!" "I promise. "
But apparently promises don't mean shark in Kylie's world because she IMMEDIATELY goes after bad boy. What a great moral!
#Kylie+Ryder=LIES--I mean, Rylie!
"You're mine," he whispered huskily in my ear.
Husky? I love Husky's!!  They're adorable--oh, wait, huskily. Aww. Not nearly as cute (and no, huskily is not a GOOD sound, it more applies to smokers ). Also, possessive much? Girls are not objects that people can buy and own anymore.
#Livinginthe18thcentury
"No, you hang up first." "No, YOU hang up first!" "No, YO--"
Uses superspeed to run to Kylie's house and slams telephone into her head with superstrength.
#LivingwiththeCullens