32-Embarrassing Tweets.

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Preference 32: Embarrassing Tweets.

Harry:

"@Harry_Styles: So apparently, @Y/T/N forgot what a pen was..." Harry tweeted.

"@Y/T/N: It's not my fault that the pen was shaped like a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @Harry_Styles."

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"@Y/T/N: At least I'm not @Harry_Styles who sits on chocolate cake..."

"@Harry_Styles: @Y/T/N THE STAIN WON'T COME OUTTT!"

"@NiallOffical: @Y/T/N @Harry_Styles farrrrrrt."

@Y/T/N: Poop Butt."

Louis:

"@Y/T/N: Swiggity swizzle. Catch my flo rizzle?"

"@Louis_Tomlinson: @Y/T/N... No. Stoooooooop."

"@Y/T/N: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DM. Haha. Sorry you guys. Haha. Rizzle. xD"

"@F/T: #SwiggitySwizzleY/N"

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"@Louis_Tomlinson: Never go bungee jumping."

"@NiallOffical: stupid."

"@zaynmalik: @Y/T/N won't be getting any tonight."

"@Real_Liam_Payne: crowned jewels. Broooo."

"@Y/N: not my fault you're stupid."

Liam:

"@Harry_Styles: Seems like @Real_Liam_Payne has lost his charm."

"@Y/T/N: @ Harry_Styles @Real_Liam_Payne you're the cheese to my crackers. "

"@zaynmalik: @Y/T/N @ Harry_Styles @Real_Liam_Payne you're the peanut butter to my jelly."

"@Real_Liam_Payne: shut up."

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"@Real_Liam_Payne: @Y/T/N chugs salsa like crazy."

"@Y/T/N: @Real_Liam_Payne no I don't."

"@Real_Liam_Payne: 14 oz in 40 seconds."

"@F/T: @Y/T/N how do you like your salsa?"

"@Y/T/N: @F/T I like my salsa how I like my men. Extra hot @Real_Liam_Payne."

Zayn:

"@zaynmalik: turns out @Y/T/N won a burping contest three years in a row."

"@Y/T/N: ZAYYYYYN."

"@Harry_Styles: @Y/T/N have you met @NiallOffical?"

"@NiallOffical: @Harry_Styles even I couldn't beat her."

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"@Y/T/N: someone likes to trip over nothing *cough cough @zaynmalik cough cough*"

"@zaynmalik: someone likes to be a poop *cough cough @Y/T/N cough cough*"

"@Louis_Tomlinson: two someone's won't confess their love. *cough cough @zaynmalik @Y/T/N cough cough*"

Niall:

"@Y/T/N: walked into the kitchen o see @NiallOffical twerking."

"@NiallOffical: someone's jealous. @Y/T/N"

"@Real_Liam_Payne: @NiallOffical @Y/T/N my fault sorry."

"@F/T: YOU DIDN'T GET A VIDEO?!"

"@NiallOffical: @F/T I don't believe we did."

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"@Real_Liam_Payne: There's a sneeze in @Y/T/Ns boot"

"@NiallOffical: @Y/T/N STOP SNEEZING!"

"@Y/T/N: sorry! I can't help it!"

"@Louis_Tomlinson: @Y/T/N is getting real annoying with her sneezes"

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