One Direction Preferences.

43-He Reacts To You Farting.

Preference #43: He Reacts To You Farting.

This one was requested!! (I think I'm overly excited to do this one..) I'm not sure if this is what you wanted, but still. Haha.

Harry:

Your sister treated you to a nice spicy lunch, which you both know that it wasn't going to end well for you. Especially since Harry was coming over to spend time with you two. He came over and you three were talking until you farted. "Crap sa-," "DOORKNOB!" Y/S/N screamed. She ran towards the door, until you tackled her. "I'm gonna be safe this time!" You farted again on her face. Your sister punches you in the boob, and jolts for the doorknob again, but you trip her and she falls to her face. You climb overtop of her and touched the doorknob. "Safe, loser. That's what you get for feeding me that today," you said to Y/S/N. Harry looked at you both, and he looked so confused. "Wait, you almost killed her because you farted?" He asked. "No, she almost killed me because she wanted to be safe," Y/S/N laughed.

Louis:

"Brace yourself, 'cause I'm about to fart..." You said. "What?" Louis screamed. Phbbbt "Theeeere we go," you laughed. "What'd you do that for?" Louis asked. "The least I could do is warn you before I drop the gas bomb," you answered. "God..." He said almost choking, "that stinks!" "Is that not why I warned you?" You asked. "But I didn't know girls could be capable of such things!" He screamed again. "We're very silent... We do it like all the time. You guys just don't hear it because we've mastered the silent fart, and blame the smell on you..." You explained to Louis. "So all this time, you've been the one farting, and not Niall?" He laughed. You nodded your head, and laughed.

Liam:

"Craaaaaaaaaap," you said. You were a couple months pregnant and you and Liam were on a roadtrip. "What?" Liam asked. "I have to use the bathroom!" You almost screamed. "We'll just stop and you can go in the woods," Liam said. "Liam! We're on a highway! In a foreign country. I don't know the rules here, plus, I don't know how to use the bathroom in the woods!" You said. "Whatever," he laughed. A couple seconds later a silent phbbbt filled up the car, and you were so embarrassed. "Babe, really?" Liam asked rolling down the window. "You do it too! And when you do it, you're not five months pregnant!" You laughed. "Yeah, but I don't have that strong of farts!" Liam defended. "Really? You should just smell yourself when you're asleep," you huffed. The person in the car next to you just heard your whole conversation and was laughing their head off.

Zayn:

Phbbbt. "Nooooo!" You screamed silently. You knew Zayn would haunt you endlessly with this fart he just heard. "Haha! I'll be right back, let me go fart first..." Zayn said making a fart sound. He got up and kept on making these fart sounds. "Whatever, zayn... Keep laughing. I'm still not letting you off the hook when you farted during sex," you huffed. He quickly stopped laughing, and walked away. When he came back, he made more farting noises. "I'm Y/N! And I like to fart!" Zayn laughed. He sat down, and this time the fart didn't come from his mouth. "Haha! I'm Zayn! And I like to fart!" You laughed.

Niall:

"Do girls fart?" Niall randomly asked. "Why?" You asked back. "Because I've never heard a girl fart, and I want to know if it's true," Niall explained. "Yeah we do..." You answered, "just not around people... Seriously, you should smell my sisters room." "What does it smell like?" He asked. "Niall!" You said playfully hit in him on the chest. "Do it so I can hear if it sounds different than guys' farts..." Niall said. "Really?" You pursed your lips, questionably. "Yes!" Niall laughed. "Okay, hold on..." You said, trying to find the most decent fart you could make without making a complete idiot of yourself. 'Phbbbt' "There," you huffed. He didn't say anything... He just laughed.

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So! Questioooon of the dayyyyy: have you ever passed wind in an embarrassing situation?

I actually haven't. I'm pretty good with my art of farts. Mine are silent, but deadly... And I only do them in my sisters room. Umm. That's a bit too much about me. xD

Well, my favorite one was Harry's! The game that they played is called 'Doorknob' and it was played on Honey Boo Boo. Don't judge.

Sorry for uploading so late! I've been traveling and packing! But, here it is! Thank you all my pretties!

-Abbster.xx