satogou oneshots

drunk person in love

word count: 605

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satogou grown ups!

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ash stumbled through the door, his cheeks flushed, and a goofy grin plastered across his face. he fumbled with his keys before finally managing to unlock the door to their apartment. "i-i'm hooommmeee."

goh, who had been sitting on the couch, immediately looked up. "welcome hom- wait, ash? are you alright?" goh rose from the couch to help steady his boyfriend. "i told you not to drink so much. look how drunk you are right now!"

"h-hhuh? who are you?" ash slurred as he looked at goh, his gaze unfocused. "mhmn, i'm not drunkkk!! where's my gohhhhh!" the trainer whined loudly, pushing away goh as he tried to find his boyfriend- or so he thought.

goh blinked a lot and chuckled softly, moving closer to ash. "i'm literally right in front of you, ash."

ash pouted. "nooo! my boyfriend would welcome me with kisses. what are you doing here in our apartment??!" he slurred.

goh couldn't help but smile and laugh at ash's drunken antics. despite the alcohol-induced clumsiness, he could be really clingy, which warmed his heart. "i'm sorry! okay, i'll give you kisse-"

"noooooooo! you're not my boyfriend, my kisses are only for my goh!!" ash tantrumed, crossing his arms over his chest.

"arceus- alright, alright, let me just get you some water first," goh suggested, moving to the kitchen to fetch a glass.

ash sat down on the couch in a very tipsy manner. "mhn, i want my goh," ash whispered as he rested his head on the couch.

goh returned with the water, chuckling at ash's babblings as he handed it to him. ash eagerly gulped it down. "but your goh is right beside you~" goh replied, sitting down next to ash.

ash peeked up, his eyes quickly lighting up, and he clung onto goh's arms tightly while leaning against him, resting his head on his shoulder. "gohhhhhh!!! there's someone claiming to be you, and he tried to kiss me!" ash wailed, earning another laugh from his boyfriend.

"where is he now? how dare he try to kiss my boyfriend," goh giggled, his fingers running through ash's soft hair.

"i dunno, but the important thing is he's not here anymore, and i'm with my lover," ash slurred.

goh's heart fluttered at the words, chuckling once more. "if you say so, let's go to our room," he said as he led his drunk boyfriend upstairs.

"will i receive kisses?" ash suddenly asked as they made their way upstairs.

"yes, you will."

"cuddles?"

"of course!"

"i love you's?"

"definitely~"

"really? promise me???!!!"

goh couldn't help but keep laughing at ash's enthusiasm. "yes, i promise!" goh said, wrapping his arm around ash's shoulders.

ash beamed at goh, his eyes sparkling with adoration. "you're the best, goh. i'm so glad you're mine."

goh pressed a soft kiss to ash's forehead, savoring the moment. "and i'm glad you're mine too, ash."

tangled in each other's arms in their bed, they shared so much affection for each other. drunk ash rested his head on goh's chest, feeling secure in his boyfriend's warm embrace.

"gohhh, you're so pretty," ash whispered, causing goh to be taken aback.

"oh, thank you?"

"handsome."

"ash- don't make me blush."

"but you are."

"thank you~"

"hot."

"i-"

"sexy."

"a-ash!!"

"what??"

"you're drunk."

"pleaseeeeeeeeeeee????"

"no!"

"yes!"

"no!"

"whyyyyy!!"

"because you're drunk!"

"but i'm not!"

"you are."

"you don't love me anymore?"

"i-i- of course i love you, dumbass!"

"then why don't you wannaaaa?"

"because. you're. drunk."

"i'm not!"

"you are."

"then, will we be able to do it if i'm not drunk?"

"arceus.. go to sleep, ash!"

"no!"