Owner - Who's a good boy?
Max - me, obviously. Now cut the crap and give me that bacon.
Owner - Sit!
Max - Aw what? Do I have to?
Owner - Maxy, sit!
Max - it's Max, okay, Max. It's not that hard to say. Now give me that bacon, preferably before I start drooling.
Owner - Max, sit!
Max - Oh aren't you a clever human. Fine, seeing as you got my name right, I'll sit.
Owner - Good boy.
Max - If I'm such a good boy, why is that bacon still in your hand?
Owner - Paw!
Max - Seriously? You're really going to do the whole Paw thing?
Owner - Maxy, paw!
Max - Max, not Maxy, Max! Great, now I'm drooling! That bacon is just... It's so... Oh fine, I'll give you my paw.
Owner - Who's a clever boy?
Max - It's definitely not you.
Owner - Now the other paw!
Max - You've got to be kidding, right? Just give me the bacon already! Holy bones, it looks so juicy. Fine, this is the last time. After I give you my paw, you hand over the bacon, deal?
Owner - Good boy. Now, beg!
Max - That wasn't the deal. Ugh, the things I do for bacon.
Owner - You are such a clever boy. Ready?
Max - I was born ready. Oh yes, come on, throw me the bacon.
Owner - Ah, that's too bad, you missed.
Gingy - Meow.
Max - All that sitting. All that paw passing. All that begging. All for nothing! Wasted, just completely wasted!
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