Fly - Yo, dude, if you're gonna eat me, can you hurry up and do it already? I mean, what's the point in capturing me, if all you're going to do is sit in the corner all night? Geez, it's not like I had important things to do tonight.
Aaron - There's a spider over there.
Fly - And?
Aaron - I don't like spiders.
Fly - And?
Aaron - What do you mean, and? That's it. I don't like spiders.
Fly - To be honest mate, neither do I. For some strange reason, spiders dig me. I don't know, maybe I taste like chicken to them. Do I?
Aaron - Uh, what?
Fly - Do I taste like chicken?
Aaron - I don't know, man. I've never tasted a fly before. Wait, why am I talking to a fly?
Fly - Really? Wow, that's a first. I've never met a spider who's never eaten a fly before. It's a pleasure to meet you. So, I'm like, going to be the first fly you try?
Aaron - What? No! I don't eat flies.
Fly - A vegetarian spider, now that is a first.
Aaron - Spider? What do you keep saying spider for man? I hate spiders!
Fly - A spider who hates spiders, I've seen it all now.
Aaron - Wait, what? I'm not a spider.
Fly - Really? What's with the eight legs then?
Aaron - Eight wha... Oh crap! I'm a spider! I'm a spider! I'm a spider!
Fly - Well, no shit. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Aaron - I'm a spider!
Fly - Yes, I know.
Aaron - But I'm a spider!
Fly - This is getting boring now. Can you hurry up and eat me already?
Aaron - I'm a spider!
Fly - Yes, we've already established this.
Aaron - Why?
Fly - I don't know, but if you're not gonna eat me, can you help me out of this web? There's a rubbish bag over there, with my name on it.
Aaron - Argh! That spiders moving. Oh crap, it's walking in my direction. Shoo! Go away! I'll crush you.
Fly - Hey, help me out of this web and we'll both crush it.
Aaron - I'm a spider, there's a spider walking towards me and I'm a spider!
Fly - And I'm just chillin on this web.
Kevin - Yo, Aaron, wake up man.
Aaron - I'm a spider! I'm a spider! I'm a...human again! That was one trippy dream.
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