(In Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug)
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. Oh, Alice, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED!
(Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens. The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her)
Charlie: Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
John: If she was I bet she be proud of you.
Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?
(Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself while John looked at him confused with his attire)
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. And young man. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
John: Where did you get that uniform?
Sir Pentious: (salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen.
(Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious)
Niffty: What can I do to help?
John: Yeah what can we do?
Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldiers. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
(John then picks up a shovel and runs off to dig a hole but the hole he start to dig a hand come out of the ground as an angel come out of the ground)
Angel: Ah thank god! I can breathe again. (See John) Oh Christ it you again!
(Then get out of the ground and try's to fly off but him wing are broken as then he just runs off)
John: Hey get back in your hole!
(He runs after him with shovel in hand)
Angel: Help. Help please help. I'll take anyone demon, sinner, I'll even take Lucifer.
(He says as he runs and hides behind Charlie and vaggie)
Angel: Please protect me from that!
vaggie: For the adorable puppy?
Charlie: Yeah he's so small and cute.
Angel: You have no idea what the small thing can do I watch as he killed nine of my friends and then tried to kill me.
John: yeah I'm not going to hurt you I just want to bury you alive.
Angel: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
(He runs till he trips and falls right to the cannibal feet as they look at him)
Angel: Oh thank you god.
(They then start to eat him alive as they should of flesh being ripped)
John: Oh man well there goes that angel.
(While that happed Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said)
Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it! (hands Niffty a small blade) and John.
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Helluva boss puppy
FanfictionA new member of the helluva boss join the gang and he's a aboriginal like hellhound pup so the gang adopt him
