Masquerade

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Hazbin hotel opening

(The episode opens with Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free but fails. His captor paces around him)

Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust.

[Angel glowers but eventually regains his confident smile.]

Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?

[Captor holds a knife against Angel's face]

Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.

Angel Dust: *laughs unbothered* It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.

[The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck]

Captor: Fine! I guess I'll just have to fuck the information out of ya.

Angel Dust: *stares defiantly* Do your worst *then breaks into a seductive smile* daddy~

(The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV)

Angel Dust (onscreen): ~Oh yeah baby~

[Cuts to Sir Pentious and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed and Niffty rather interested.]

Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a Sex x Sex award.

Charlie: It's -a - very honest - oh *turns away, nauseous*

Vaggie: Ew. Ok, enough of that. Angel, what the fuck?

John: Can I come out of the corner now.

(John says as we is all the way on the other side of the room completely out of sight and ear shoot of the TV)

Vaggie: Yes John you can come back. Angel, what the fuck?

Angel Dust: What? You said it's a show-and-tell day. I'm showing you my best film, and I'm telling you that it scored me a win over that bitch Tiffany Titfucker.

Husk: You know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Angel Dust: (laughs pissed off) Alright then, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fucking face?

Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?

Angel Dust: Fuck you! This is classy art!

(She says as vaggie takes the CD out of the TV and crushes it in her hands as John jump onto the couch)

Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to a bartender. I learn everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. (points to Sir Pentious) That one , that one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you asleep.

 (points to Sir Pentious) That one , that one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you asleep

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