(We open with an exterior shot of the Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forwards nervous as she is holding and squeezing John as he start to turn blue)
Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal! Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! (Starts to panic) And next time when they cut the time in half again and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
Vaggie: Charlie let go of John so he can breath.
(Vaggie grabs John and place him on the ground and she calm her down)
John: Ah finally I was getting hard to breath.
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...ain't no silver lining this time, toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just. have to look a little harder for it!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. (Angel waves her phone in their faces) People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
(She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. suddenly a pink message appears)
John: Can I come a see what this Donkey Show?
Angel Dust: Oh! uh, shit oh John it I'm not for kids and it's just my boss, Val, is also freakin' out. Like I said, all of Hell's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
John: Like join the hotel to become better people.
Charlie: Yes this is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really goin' out in all of this?
(She waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic)
Charlie: Well, it's not like people're gonna show up on our doorstep—
(The wall behind Charlie explodes and Sir Pentious voice's booms)
John: What happened to the wall it's gone i don't like change.
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Aliccccccce. Come and face—
(Alice is shown to be nonchalantly sipping her coffee)
Sir pentious: Oh there you are - face my wrath!
Alice: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I? I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Boiz: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
(She then uses her shadow powers to be next to the rest of us as Niffty clime on top of her head)
Niffty: Ooooh, he's a bad boy!
Alice: Ha, well if all that's true, you think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
(Alice cocks her head)
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like, 20 times.
John: Really then you must be vary bad snake man.
Alice: Exactly what I was thing my boy.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower, for when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
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