Buffy the Vampire Slayer Preferences + imagines/one shots

Scoobies - The Group Chat pt3

(i realise this is confusing without reading the other parts. Go read them!!) 

The Scoobies 👻

Blondie Bear
Buffy, you should tell me when Riley's round your house, it's like a jump scare catching a glimpse of him through the window

Goldilocks
Stfu Spike at least I'm dating someone

Blondie Bear
Yeah, cardboard personified. 

Goldilocks
You really need to get a girlfriend 

Fred
Or a boyfriend, he's bi

Goldilocks
Damn, nobody wants you Spike

Butt Monkey
Fr

Kinda Gay
LOL

Blondie Bear
What is this, attack the good-looking vampire day?

Fred
Definitely not, otherwise we'd be dissing Angel

Blondie Bear
Oh, you comedian, you

Fred
Sorry i couldn't help myself 

Goldilocks 
Why were you even at my house?

Kinda Gay
Cough cough - Y/N - cough cough 

Blondie Bear
I was looking for Y/N 

Kinda Gay
Knew it

Butt Monkey
It was bad enough when he had a crush on Buffy. Now my other best friend? 

Blondie Bear
She owes me money!!

Fred
I do?

Blondie Bear
Don't play dumb princess, I know you took twenty quid out my wallet.

Fred
How dare you!?!

Butt Monkey
Oh erm that might have been me

Blondie Bear
What the fuck Harris

Butt Monkey
Anya said she was going through the accounts at the shop and saw that things weren't adding up. And do you know why? Because you were seen stealing on the CCTV!!!!

Goldilocks 
Spike you jerk!

Blondie Bear
Ok

Fred
Tf you mean "ok"???

Blondie Bear
I mean fair. I did do that.

Goldilocks 
Does the twenty cover it? Do I need to get the rest by force?

Butt Monkey
It's fine, he only took a handful of crystals and some sage

Blondie Bear
Sorry 

Goldilocks 
He's only sorry he got caught 

Blondie Bear
yes

Fred
Love that 

Fred
On a different note, anyone going Bronze today?

Goldilocks 
Can't. Date with Riley. 

Kinda Gay
Tara and I are going on a double date with Anya and Xander

Fred
Wow, way to call me lonely, guys 

Blondie Bear
What happened to that short guy from your highschool?

Fred
Will you let that go? We went on ONE date

Kinda Gay
Oh yeah, Y/N, how is Jonathon? :)

Fred
STOPPP

Fred
Jonathon's nice and all but I can't believe he's the only person I've dated - AND we only lasted one date :'(

Goldilocks 
At least you didn't have a homo-erotic best friend relationship with another slayer when you were supposed to be the only one so you connected on a level you never thought you could with another person but then you stabbed her and sent her into a coma

Goldilocks 
Just me? Ok.

Blondie Bear
That may be just you but I've had my fair share of terrible relationships

Butt Monkey
Do tell 

Blondie Bear
That's a story I'll save for this evening. See you around 8, Y/N.

Fred
Yay i get gossip!!

Butt Monkey
See? It's crush central over here 

Fred
Shut up Xander it's not a date

Blondie Bear
Unless... 😏

Butt Monkey
Ew

Blondie Bear
We could make it a date to spite Harris?

Fred
That's not a bad idea, Cheekbones 

Butt Monkey
I think a little bit of barf just came up 

Fred
I'll see you at 8. 

Blondie Bear
At 8 :)