Spideypool One shots

Chapter 32

I published this earlier, didn't like it changed it to be longer and more defined

       Bzzzt

The sound startled me a bit, in all truth I was dozing off doing an assignment I had for my job. I had to finish it in an hour, it was a must if I wanted to keep my job. No matter how aggravating it was nor how lethargic it made me.

But what was a five minute break? Without looking at the id I answered. "Hello?" I rested on the palm of my hand staring at my computer, I wasn't even half finished with it. "Webs? Are you busy?"

My eyes widened as I rose quickly, "No, I was actually just sleeping." I checked a glance at the computer before averting my attention elsewhere. The slight guilt I felt for ignoring it quickly dissipated as I walked around my room talking to Wade.

"Great great. I was just wondering if you're out on patrol?" I would be if I hadn't been tasked with the worst task in my department. Swear I was being singled out and dumped with everything. "Ah, no. I was..." I prolonged the 's' as I pondered; Job or no job?

Sighing as I thought about the mistreatment I had received at my department. I was relatively new, so wanting to make a good impression I did what people asked. Then everyone started asking, 'can you do ____ it'll be quick, appreciate it!' Then I had to do overtime. 'Can you do my presentation for me?' Then I had to make the presentation because they failed to tell me they didn't.

I was an erred boy for all of them, and on top of that? I never got paid for my numerous overtimes, nor did I get any sort of compensation for going out of my way to do others work.

"I was just about to go out." I finished, to hell with the job i'll get a new one. I doubt they'd fire me anyway with the workload they've been placing on me. Doubt anyone else would do it.

Wade seemed happy with my response which in turn made me happy as I placed the phone onto my desk. I began pulling my suit on a little too happily after I had finished undressing.

"How come you don't read my texts sometimes, Webs?" I felt my face slightly heat up remembering the last thing he'd texted me. "I read all your texts. Just sometimes don't know how to respond." Especially when the last thing you text is:

'Webs i want to fuck you. wait no i mean. no that's what i meant'

Pushing my window open and feeling the breeze gave me a sense of much needed freedom. "Alright i'm going out see you soon." Hanging up I jumped spitting a web soaring through the wind.

I didn't want to have to worry about my job, man I wish being Spider-Man paid. And not just in a broken bones. I continued to swing as I webbed to a lamppost projecting myself off for more speed. I had already knew where Wade would be, we usually always meet at a taco truck near where I lived.

Guess I should have given him a heads up that I didn't plan on coming out earlier, he probably waited a while. For some reason that made my heart tighten, Wade didn't know when he waited too long he'd usually wait the entire night if not text me.

I awaited for what I assumed to be guilt and worry to melt away as I saw the outline of the taco truck. Eventually when the outline gained details I saw Deadpool waving. Each hand equipped with a taco. I couldn't resist a smile to paint over my old expression seeing it.

"Webs!" Felt like a scheduled relief to hear his voice. I felt bummed earlier thinking I wouldn't be able hear it tonight. "Sorry i'm late." It didn't seem to bother him as he held out a taco no doubt just joyful I came at all. And I was the same, glad I chose to.

The entire rest of the night we roamed the streets stopping any crime we saw, which was like two. Tonight was a quiet night painted with the calming blues of the moonlight.

Wade and I mostly hung out through all of patrol, it really helped forget about my worry's.

But when I went in for work the next day...

"You're fired."

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planned to make next chapter smut, but didn't and I had already written it before i'd remembered.

Change of plans this thing is complemented now. did a new one this one's donezo

last chap is 33