"Is that... a knife in your shoulder?" I inquired squinting my eyes in disbelief. "Or maybe i'm just happy to see you~" This idiot, that's not even how you use it.
"Let's check." Seemingly gleeful I quickly grasped the knife pulling it out in one motion causing Wade to groan gripping his shoulder. "Oh, what a shock it was a knife. Sorry."
"Spidey, I think you broke my shoulder." I almost felt bad. "A kiss would definitely make it better." Almost.
Staring in disgust as it spewed blood. I simply turned around, and you'll never believe this, walked away. "I need to finish my patrol, you finish..." My mind was blank trying to come up with something he could be doing, anything.
"You got it, boss! Though, i'll need you here to do that." I grimaced slowly turning around almost rigidly. I got paid with a flash in my eyes as the 'click' rang soon after.
"God, man. I can spit webs not avoid a flash bang." I said annoyed, whose damn camera flash was that bright? That was so unrealistic!
"Now you can go on patrol, Webs." The cheerfulness of his tone was evident as he was proudly showing the photo he took on his phone.
Whatever he decided to do with it, I don't care. Anywhere away from him would be a good place. Swiftly turning back around I spit a web and began my escape from Wade, the newly hired Spidey photographer!
Who hired him you may ask? I don't know!
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