Spideypool oneshots
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"Wade, you can see my screen." I reminded looking up at him as he straddled me to peek at my phone. Not to mention his fingers were blocking the top half of my screen.
"Oh! Definitely heart that." My eyes narrowed as he double tapped my screen. "Wade that was my post." I unliked it quickly awaiting his response as I continued to scroll through old photos. "I know, that's why I liked it." Of course you did.
Eventually stumbling upon an embarrassing video I had posted in 2013 causing me to quickly shove my phone onto my chest. "Goodnight." Why had I acted like that? Well, you see it was a post of my suit, before it was...out of WIP.
The goggles, the beanie, the whole shebang. And I had decided, 2013 me, that it would be a great idea to post me in that suit dancing to a very embarrassing song; that i'll leave up to your imagination. I've already embarrassed myself enough.
"Webs what was on your phone?" I feigned ignorance looking at Wade. "What phone?" I facepalmed mentally, 'what phone' WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT PHONE?!
Wade picked up the phone from my chest. "This phone.. are you okay, Webs?" My heart began to grand slam my rib cage seeing Wade hold the phone as the video replayed over and over of me dancing.
'If anyone cares at all please don't let Wade turn the phone around. I swear i'll stop more crime, and i'll never ever ask for anything again in my entire life.'
"Ohhh, that phone!" I nodded a little too quickly making it look like I had just discovered fire. Not being able to think of an excuse I attempted to grab the phone from Wade, in return he moved it out of reach. Dude was about to make me have a heart attack praying he doesn't see it!
"Is there something you don't want me to see?" Nooo, gee what made you think that? "If I say yes will you look and if I say no will you not?" I already knew if I said yes he'd look, but if I asked about if I asked him if I had said yes he would most likely-
Shit.
"This is you!? You looked like you starred in Kick-ass, just a little below the already low standard and barely made it into a side role." Talk about being let down slowly. What was it, generosity day?
Hearing the audio erupt as he unmuted the post made me want to hide in embarrassment. Yet the embarrassment was quickly turned into a need to get that damn phone!
Grabbing at the phone each time seemed useless as Wade moved his hand away laughing all the while. "This is great! I can't believe you did this in public!"
My face felt like it was about to melt off all whilst my insides felt like they were laughing at me too! I groaned pushing my hands to my face, that damn audio was crushing my eardrums!
"Okay, okay! You saw it now just give me my phone!" I hissed pushing Wade off me holding my hand out as we now stood at the edge of the bed.
"Do the dance, then i'll consider." This wasn't a negotiation! 'consider' yeah, that's basically = 'won't actually do it, but i'll enjoy watching you do what I want.' In Wade language.
"Why would I agree to that? You've already seen it. You'll eventually give it back either way." I crossed my arms looking at him expectantly. "Yeah after I look at all your old posts, how will you delete them?"
My eyes widened, had I had more embarrassing stuff posted? I don't remember, was it worth the risk? What if I was really weird then? I groaned regretting posting back then in a whole.
"I'll do it if you swear you'll give it back and Won't look through my old posts until then." That was reasonable, very reasonable! Too reasonable, some would say.
Wade only smiled before replying, "Okay, deal." Which put me off, I mean just like that? That wasn't like Wade to simply give up. Either way somewhat good for me.
Sighing before I attempted the dance which I had 95% forgot and ended up just embarrassing myself even more. What made it worse is that it went on for 5 whole minutes, five whole minutes of painful soon to be regret.
"Okay, there happy?" I mumbled holding my hand out as he placed the phone into my palm. "That was the last post, thanks for the show, though."
I grimaced gripping the phone tightly. "What did you just say."
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Translation: "Spidey, what are you watching? A dirty video? (rough translation*)
