𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒𝟗: 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬

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What is wrong with you?

With me?

With all of you.

All of me?

Boys, I mean.

What is wrong with all of you boys?

I'm afraid I can't speak for all of us.

You are a non-blonde Slytherin sixth year boy, right?

Maybe.

You confirmed it for me last year!

Maybe I lied.

Did you?

No.

Do you happen to be friends with Regulus Black and company?

Great friends.

...

You're not one of his dormmates are you?

Why do you ask?

Do you plan on coming for midnight cuddles?

No, because then we'll have to sever our friendship.

Curious.

What is?

Just this ordeal.

Why would you sever our friendship if I was?

Since you're asking me, I'm assuming you are one of them.

I'm not going to deny or accept any allegations at this point.

Answering might disclose my identity and rule 3 will be broken.

Fine, fair enough.

But you are friends with Regulus Black?

This is a violation of rule 1, but sure I am.

Do you know when New Year's Eve comes around, I hope you make your resolution answering questions properly because right now all I want to do is punch you through these pages.

:)

So, about Regulus, do you know him well?

Pretty well, I'd say.

Then can you tell me what his problem is?

I didn't realize he has one.

He has a very big problem, pal.

Like a psychological barrier.

A mental issue.

An emotional block.

I absolutely cannot stand him.

I positively loathe him.

𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆, regulus blackWhere stories live. Discover now