Coffee and comic books

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"Adam elmakias fan I see" he smirks

"Error 104 the human you are trying to reach has died of possible embarrassment." I said is a robotic voice

"Okay hazel we don't want to scare him away do we?" Cara snickers

" yes er no ah fuck " I mash my words up

Alex and cara giggle

" I'll never live this down " I sigh

"NOPE" they say in sync popping the p

"Okay so Alex and hazel I'm not really allowed to do this but I'm letting you two go out for a couple hours to get to know each other better." Cara said

"Okey dokie artachokie " Alex and I said together

Cara just laughed exclaiming we were one in the same

I followed Alex out to his car and we got in

"So where's a good place to eat around here?" Alex smiled

"There's a cute little dinner up the street that I love !" I smiled

"Then we are off"

We got to the dinner and the waitress was all over Alex

" hey babe what can I get you to drink " the bimbo winked trying to be seductive

"2 coffees please " he smiled

"I'll be right back pretty boy " she winked again.
I snorted making the bimbo turn and give me a disgusted glance

She came back and I smirked

"If you spat in this I'll take a needle and Pop your clearly fake bimbo boobs" I said with the most fake smile I could manage. She quickly grabbed it and returned with a fresh one in minutes

"Sorry about that ma'am" she smiled with fear

"No problem " I winked
She walked away and Alex bursted into a fit of giggles .

"Oh. My. God. That was great" he cheered

"I try I try " I bowed into the table

"Well now that that's taken care of let's play twenty questions" he giggled

"Okey"

"Favorite color?"

"Black and that Weird blue green color."

"Favorite music genre?"

"Pop punk, punk rock, rock, metal . But I appreciate music for what it is ya know ."

"Yeah I feels ya" he laughed

"Favorite movie ?"

"Nightmare before Christmas , home alone, anything Tim burton, and lords of dog town"

"Any collections?"

"Comic books" I said shyly

"Really ? Wow that's so rad!" He exclaimed

"Last question"

"Shoot"

"Would you like to be adopted by me ?"

I ponder for a moment but I decide right after he starts to ramble

"I know you may not want to and..." I cut him off

"I'd love to"

He grinned so wide like a child in a candy shop

"Really?!"

"Hell yeah"

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