Naruto Character One Shots x Reader- The Party

Group Chat Akatsuki

~Group Chat~

Kakuzu has started a group chat.

Kakuzu has added everyone to the chat~

Hidan- What is it now Kakuzu

Kakuzu- I just wanted to let you know I'm going to kill you again at 7pm sharp

Hidan- IS THAT SO YOU FOUR WAY GOBLIN

Deidara- Y/n are you there?

Y/n- Yes, what is it?

Sasori- Don't you-

Deidara- Will you please be my new team mate

Sasori- *sigh* y/n would probably rather die than be stuck with you Deidara

Deidara- HEY! COMING FROM YOU, YOU HUMOURLESS GHOUL

Sasori- ouch.

Y/n- I would love to Deidara.. but I think I'm sticking to solo for now as ordered..

Itachi- It'd be wise to do so, many of these guys keep killing their team mates

Kisame- Heh, Itachi means well by that y/n. He doesn't mean you couldn't handle yourself

Y/n- I know, thanks Itachi ^_^

Itachi- of course.

Deidara- chh. Always stealing the spotlight

Itachi- Perhaps you'd have better luck with women if you practiced chivalry

Deidara- YOU THINK I CAN'T BE CHIVALROUS

Sasori- Absolutely not.

Zetsu- Haha! Deidara's just now learning he can't talk to women

Kakuzu- Yeah.. he'd probably just blow her up and wonder what's wrong with that

Hidan- heh eh ....I mean he does have those hands..

Y/n-  O_O

Itachi-...

Konan- There's no need to be inappropriate Hidan. Don't make y/n uncomfortable

Hidan- whaaaaat I'm just saying! Wouldn't you agree that would be fun to try out y/n ;)

Itachi- You've been warned.

Hidan- HOLY SHIT. AM I REALLY BACK?! I'M BACK!

Zetsu- ahahahah! This is too much! 

Kakuzu- What the hell is he on about

Kisame- It's really not that hard to figure out. Itachi gave him a little scare, need I say more?

Hidan- GUYS HOW LONG WAS I UNDER THAT AWFUL GENGUSTSU?!

Kakuzu- 7 years

Deidara- 7? I thought it was 8. We won the war by the way asshole

Hidan- 8 YEARS. I MISSED THE WHOLE- wait a second-

Itachi- What might have felt like an eternity was merely a few seconds of the real world.

Hidan- Heh. I have to admit that was way worse than dying. Kinda had me going there..

Kakuzu- Wish I could've been there to watch

Hidan- WHY YOU JUST SHUT IT. AND WHO WANTS TO WATCH SOMEONE GET TORTURED FOR 8 YEARS

Sasori- I would if it was you

Y/n- God. Sometimes I wonder if you are even on the same side you guys

Hidan- Oh honey I'll always be on your side ;)