Naruto Character One Shots x Reader- The Party

Naruto x Reader

~Group Chat/Texts~

Kiba- Has anyone seen y/n??

Sakura- I thought she was with you?

Sasuke- Naruto probably knows.

Naruto- Wait she's missing?! O_O

Sasuke- ....

Sakura- Naruto...I TOLD YOU TO WATCH HER SHE'S HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK

Naruto-...heh eh...pls don't hurt me..

Ino- That's probably because the guys gave her too much to drink!

Skikamaru- Hey! DID not! Kiba started it anyway..

Kiba- HEY NOT MY FAULT SHE CHALLENGED ME TO A DRINKING CONTEST

Choji- jsm O doinh sj

Shikamaru- Choji. No one can read your drunken texts.

Kakashi- ....you guys were drinking?..

Everyone-.....

Kakashi-...

Everyone-...erm ..no..

Kakashi- *sigh* 

Hinata-...please don't tell on us sensei!! *hiccup*

Kakashi- Ughh. Just someone go find y/n before I change my mind -_-

Naruto- I found her guys! She was just asleep upstairs. WOAH WHAT THE-

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Sakura- Um...Naruto? Are you okay?

Ino- Yeah don't just leave us hanging like that we're all worried!

Kiba- That's it I'm going upstairs.

Kakashi- Oh you guys found her? Good. I can go back to reading  instead of babysitting

*Kakashi has been removed from the group chat by admin*

Tenten-..Okay since when did Kakashi sensei start throwing shade..

Ino- No clue..

Sasuke- Chh. Since day one.

Shikamaru- He's just looking out for us y'know

Tenten- Yeah, yeah but still. It's no fun

*Kakashi has been re-added to the group chat*

Kakashi- Huh?...What was that..

Sakura- Oh nothing Kakashi sensei!..it must've just been a glitch.

Kakashi- ..Really...Because I could've sworn I was just removed from the group chat..

Ino-...Nah I doubt it.

Kakashi- .... -_- 

Kiba- GUYS. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

Lee- GuYz. I BrOke ThE BatHRooM

Shino- ..He's not wrong..There's water everywhere

TenTen- I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR NOT TO GIVE LEE ANY ALCOHOL

Sasuke- He fucking stole it out of my hand! What was I supposed to do!

Lee- Drunken FISTSSS1!!!!

Sasuke- Guys I could use some BACK UP DAMMIT

Kiba- Is no one going to answer me? It's about y/n and Naruto

Shino- Guys we need to contain Lee before he destroys the place

*Gai has entered the group chat*

Tenten- Oh good, at least Gai will know what to do about Lee

Gai- KAKASHI.

Tenten- ....-_-

Kakashi- What is it Gai?

Gai- HOW ABOUT A DUEL?

Kakashi- Soo....You're not here to ask me why all the students are drinking under my supervision?

Gai- The wha- 

Lee- GAi SEnseI! WhEre IS He!

Gai- LEE I'M COMING FOR YOU JUST YOU WAIT

Tenten- Oh thank god. Just follow me downstairs Gai sensei

Kakashi- So what happened to y/n?

Kiba- THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU GUYS BUT NO ONE LISTENS. GOD IT'S LIKE I'M INVISIBLE

Shino- ....

Kiba-...

Shino-....so I guess you know what it feels like then.

Kiba- OH COME ON ARE YOU STILL SALTY ABOUT THAT

Shino- Yes.

Kiba- COME ON. And yes I found her upstairs. She's uhhh kissing someone..

Sasuke- WHO...I mean ....who..

Kiba- ...Naruto..

Everyone- 0_0

Kiba- You heard me right.

Ino- Oh no! I need to go save her now before she embarrasses herself further! It must be the alcohol that's the only explanation to want to kiss NaRuTo!

Shikamaru- Uhh I thought it was obvious she's liked him for years

Everyone- 0_0

Shikamaru-.....you guys really had no idea did you...

Everyone-......

Shikamaru- ....wow you're all idiots.

Sakura- Hey!

Ino- That's not fair Shikamaru! Not everyone pays as close attention as you!

Kakashi- Umm...did anyone else hear someone yell fireball jutsu?

Kiba- HOLY CR-

Naruto- GUYS. HELP. MY CLOTHES ARE ON FIRE

Sakura- WHY ARE YOU TEXTING US GO PUT THE FIRE OUT

Kakashi- Ugghhh. I'm coming, just wait a second

Sasuke- ..Heh...That'll teach him..

Neji- Sasuke, why did you use your fireball jutsu on Naruto?

Sasuke- No reason. Just felt like it.

Neji-......right....had nothing to do with him kissing y/n did it..

Shikamaru- Hah. Someone's grown a pair

Sasuke- SHUT UP OR YOU'RE NEXT

*Neji left the chatroom*

Kakashi- So are we going to talk about how the place is on fire? 

Kakashi- No? How about that its also currently being destroyed by Lee

*Everyone left the group chat*

Kakashi- *Sigh*.. Why is it always me cleaning things up! And dammit y/n stop kissing Naruto!

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