I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa ,this shower is occupied.
Spider: omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope down the tub.
Me: oh, that's legit. Hey, do you want to move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: so... Can I get out now?
Spider: sure, sure! Sorry, I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's you're space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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