Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

What happens when Anushka, the thirty-year-old dutiful housewife stuck in an arranged marriage gets transported back to her glorious college days, getting another chance at a passionate romance with Ivaan, the morally-bankrupt, irresistibly hot, and cunningly intelligent badboy aka the future CEO of Regal Enterprises? A moral dilemma? A philosophical exploration? Or just life-changing sex?

A man died in his own World and Got a nother chance at life. He is smart, powerfull and brought New ear to the Earth. What the man didint know is that he lived not just 1 or 2 lifes,but many. In transformers he is a man who helpt autobots wont the war,face them New weapons,home even fixed their home planet Cybertron. He was even bearer off All Spark and was the only one. He was even called Human Prime. SCP, Marvel, DC,halo and much more. The man lived all the lives in there. He could either buy things to be a system or become a genius and so much more. What would happend to a man who saved and fixed many lives but dosent remeber them? What would happend when others come to him? Portals opening just to see Y/n again?

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

This poem is all about being hilarious, full of jokes, humor, and everyday funny moments. If you don't laugh, giggle, or smile, it means you're a monster. #Joke🤣 This poem's a cocktail of Bisaya, Tagalog, and English-shaken, not stirred! 🍹😆 Get ready for a pun-filled language party in every line! 🎉🗣️ Every time this poem is published, it contains a mix of Bisaya, Tagalog, and English.

CHAT GPT ASSISTED STORY.

Eternal Forge "fan-story" of the player f451b or Flamey Gloriosa in the game Sword Mayhem/Charge! (Because it's me bro) After dying in a final duel in the Eternal Forge trials. Prometheus must explore his new life to try and remember who he is. Places used for scenes (Might get updated as I go on) Airship Station by SE4RXH (Chapter 1) Anchored Islands by SE4RXH (Chapter 1) Stratosphere Settlement by Elite Builders of Robloxia (Chapter 2)

SOMETIMES LIFE IS SHIT BUT AT LEAST I CAN TRY TO MAKE YOU SMILE CALLiNG ALL HARRY POTTER, EPIC, HAMILTON, TADC, AND PJO FANS

Third time's a charm. Part III of the Clean Memes collection. Make sure to check out the two if you' haven't. Available on my profile. I do not own any of these memes. They all go to their rightful creators and owners.

Random shit about our favorite skating show Yuri!!! on Ice. Join me in YOI hell!!!♥ I hope ya'll laugh at this like I did :D It will include cracks, jokes, chats, fandom and other random stuff, so enjoy! ©I don't own any of the pic's and cracks, and Yuri!!! on Ice doesn't belong to me!

TWD is awesome and amazing Especially Daryl and Carl Although once and a while things will be serious I made some of these not all of them Please enjoy And Check out my other stories two of which are TWD story fan fics

Do I really have to say anything? I do not own all the jokes, but SOME are my own 16+ (for some of them) updates randomly

It says it all in the title...

A bunch of scenarios and situations and what each ATEEZ member would do. All of this is made up but hopefully accurate to each member's personality.

COMPLETED Highest ranking: #27 in humor! #2 in #womanpower❣ Second place in the Runaway Awards!! Once, there was a sweet and shy girl whose life gets in trouble. The bad boy steps in and saves the day. But what if for once, it's the bad boy who needs the protection? And what if its the girl who can provide it? Read on to find out. *New chapters coming soon!*

Aimee Voltaire thinks she's an average teenager when the truth is... well, she's just not! Her parents put her up for adoption when she was a baby, and as she's grown up, she doesn't really give them a second thought. But as she enters her final year of high school, her life begins to crumble and things start to change. She feels completely alone - her problems keep piling and she's drowning. Her boyfriend, Blake, is hiding something from her and it's no small secret. It will change her life forever. A secret romance on top of the regular high school career? Can she balance everything or will her life forever be stuck in chaotic state?

Just as the title says Lots of head commons from lots of places that I've stumbled upon I don't believe in all of these headcanons but I know some of you will so they will be here for you

(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random