A collection of "reimagined"-and darker-stories of some of the most famous-and infamous-scenes in Star Wars (and some I just completely made up). After reading these stories, you'll NEVER look at Star Wars the SAME way again! And, FYI, these stories show WHY J.J. Abrams and/or Disney would NEVER hire me to write for Star Wars! (WARNING: Some of these stories contain sexual situations & coarse language. You've been warned!) May the Force be with you, indeed!