Rita Skeeter Weekly

Rita Skeeter Weekly

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- ari - By ThatObviousFangirl Updated Mar 23, 2017

My name is Rita Skeeter, aka the Queen of Quills. You may know me as an ex-writer for the Daily Prophet. 
After my unfortunate...resignation for the top-leading paper in the Wizarding world, I've decided to make my own paper, focused on entertainment, filled with exclusive interviews from famous witches and wizards all over the country.

  • black
  • daily
  • dumbledore
  • fanfic
  • granger
  • harry
  • interview
  • malfoy
  • potter
  • prophet
  • rita
  • skeeter
  • snape
  • voldemort
  • weasley
  • weekly
Primrose_McGonagall Primrose_McGonagall Jun 05, 2017
What did you say about Hermione Granger? *Glared and grabs knie*
Ruby_Malfoy Ruby_Malfoy May 10, 2017
Mrs. Granger-Weasley is AWESOME AND THE MUM OF ME BEST FRIEND SO SHUT UP
RainyReadingDays RainyReadingDays Apr 23, 2017
*Slow clap*
                              
                              Well done. You are as truthful as the Daily Mail and as pretty as Donald Trump. Maybe go and do a biography about him, hmm?
Hella_Loyal Hella_Loyal Jul 20, 2017
Hey!
                              That 'young, bushy-haired girl' is a nice girl! She's smart and pretty! At least she doesn't become an unregistered animagus to snoop into people's private lives.
-prdsdxf -prdsdxf Jul 05, 2017
Ohhh wowwww. Yes. Because Rita Skeeter is the most honest journalist there is. Isn't she just shining with virtue, friends? Let us all hold hands and sing a happy song.
                              
                              Note the sarcasm.
- - Mar 04, 2017
I think this is a waste of my time *makes an I-am-too-good-for-this noise*