Rita Skeeter Weekly

Rita Skeeter Weekly

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hashslingingslasher By ThatObviousFangirl Updated Mar 23

My name is Rita Skeeter, aka the Queen of Quills. You may know me as an ex-writer for the Daily Prophet. 
After my unfortunate...resignation for the top-leading paper in the Wizarding world, I've decided to make my own paper, focused on entertainment, filled with exclusive interviews from famous witches and wizards all over the country.

What did you say about Hermione Granger? *Glared and grabs knie*
Ruby_Malfoy Ruby_Malfoy May 10
Mrs. Granger-Weasley is AWESOME AND THE MUM OF ME BEST FRIEND SO SHUT UP
*Slow clap*
                              
                              Well done. You are as truthful as the Daily Mail and as pretty as Donald Trump. Maybe go and do a biography about him, hmm?
Hey!
                              That 'young, bushy-haired girl' is a nice girl! She's smart and pretty! At least she doesn't become an unregistered animagus to snoop into people's private lives.
Ohhh wowwww. Yes. Because Rita Skeeter is the most honest journalist there is. Isn't she just shining with virtue, friends? Let us all hold hands and sing a happy song.
                              
                              Note the sarcasm.
- - Mar 04
I think this is a waste of my time *makes an I-am-too-good-for-this noise*