"I have a bet."
"I don't give a damn about your bet, Phil."
"I bet you can't control your mouth while we're working on the project."
"If you don't cuss, you win and-"
"And you'll curse."
"Fine, but if I win," Phil smirked, "you have to kiss me."
"You're on, Lester."
"Try me, Howell."
trigger warning: alcohol abuse, slurs about sexuality
crossdresser! phil and punk! dan