The Bad Blind Date
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  • Parts 34
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ravsisrekt
Complete, First published Apr 25, 2016
Mature
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"Kiss me."
He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" 
"You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly.
He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. 
"Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless.
You grinned, "of course I'm joking."
His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. 
"Ahh! Y/N! Not cool."
He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot.
"I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils.
He had snorted the drink.
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Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does.
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(PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit)
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Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!
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