The Bad Blind Date
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  • Reads 11,852,249
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  • Parts 34
  • Time 8h 3m
Complete, First published Apr 25, 2016
Mature
"Kiss me."
He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" 
"You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly.
He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. 
"Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless.
You grinned, "of course I'm joking."
His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. 
"Ahh! Y/N! Not cool."
He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot.
"I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils.
He had snorted the drink.
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Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does.
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(PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit)
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Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!
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When he dared to look up, he was surprised to see Yoongi was smirking. "What?" He asked, defensive. "You think you could handle it if I was rough with you all the time?" The dom raised an eyebrow. Namjoon snorted, settling back in his seat. "I handled it better than you did. Who was the one who got himself untied and unchained after you collapsed? Who got us both upstairs and made you a drink to raise your sugar levels? Who laid you down and got you cleaned?" "Who was the one who got overpowered and bitched in the red room?" Yoongi countered. "Who was the one whose watch spiked in fear when that knife came into play? Who was the one that got turned into a slut for cock with cum on his face? Who was the one who came multiple times after being reduced to a stupid, useless cum dumpster? Who was the one that got spanked, gagged, tied up, blindfolded and spat on? Who was the one who did all of that to you, and still treated your scratches afterwards?" "What's your point?" Namjoon scowled, arousal stirring in his lower abdomen as he remembered the details of that night. "You survived one night, I'll give you that." Yoongi unwrapped his burger and took a bite. "But you wouldn't last a week if I did that to you every day." "You're the one that wouldn't last!" Namjoon exclaimed, genuinely shocked. "You're the one who dropped after all that- not me!" "I felt guilty because I wrongly believed you were a precious, innocent baby." Yoongi sipped his drink. "Now that I know what a selfish whore you are, that won't be a problem." He smirked at Namjoon's shocked expression. "I could totally and easily wreck you, Namjoon. And I would thoroughly enjoy doing so." "Wanna bet?" Namjoon raised an eyebrow.
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[COMPLETED] I entered the club and after minutes of searching for Jungkook, I finally found him drinking at the bar, alone. I pulled up my mask to my nose and lowered down my cap. I even pulled over my black hoodie up so that he wouldn't recognise me. "Hey. Drinking alone?" I walked up to him and placed my elbow on the bar's counter. "Yes and who are you?" He raised an eyebrow. "Me? I'm your future girlfriend." I bit my inner cheeks, not believing what my mouth just said. "Why don't we make you my future wife?" He pulled my waist and now our faces were just an inch away. "Sure sweetheart." I said boldly on the outside but I was burning and screaming on the inside. He held my hand and took me to a room in the club. They're so smart that they even put rooms in the club for people to do their stuff inside the room. "You'll have fun with me. If you cooperate." ••••• Cover by: @CharlottesCookie #644 - btsjungkook Started: 30/09/2017 Ended: 28/11/2017