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Unicorns On Wheels [Petekey]

Unicorns On Wheels [Petekey]

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Brendon Wright By HellaBrendon Updated Sep 12, 2016

2016/01/20 Sunday.
 
If you really want to know about me, this first thing you'd want to read is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and what my parents did in their spare time before they had me, and all that John Green kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you really want to know the truth. 

In fact, I'd much rather start of by saying that my name is Mikey Way and I spend at least 16 hours a day of my life sitting in a wheelchair. I'd also like to let everyone here know that they are under no obligation to read my blog but I am under obligation to write it. On account of the fact that my therapist thinks I'm John Watson or some crap. 

Regardless, here I am, pretending to have something to say about how my day went even though if anyone asked I would say that I was fine. Because that's just what you're supposed to say instead of saying that it's cold and miserable and if you died you wouldn't really mind. But I'll post this anyway while pretending to think that anyone will read it.

INSECURITEAx INSECURITEAx 11 hours ago
They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it, because they would never understand.
FarmerBasil FarmerBasil 11 hours ago
Because it doesn't get better
                              Unless you're pretty
                              It doesn't get better
                              Unless you got money
INSECURITEAx INSECURITEAx 11 hours ago
Honestly one reason he is my favorite child.
                              I admire him for being like that
INSECURITEAx INSECURITEAx 11 hours ago
He said no because he doesn't want her to see the poems he writes about Pete and Unicorns
hatsandmilk hatsandmilk Sep 29, 2016
They sound like one of those couples that use we instead of I all the time 😂😂😂
a_fycso a_fycso Apr 14, 2016
I WATCHED THE MOVIE IN CLASS AND BALLED MY EYES OUT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES IM NOT LIDDING