Unicorns On Wheels [Petekey]

Unicorns On Wheels [Petekey]

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King Trash Mouth By HellaBrendon Completed

(written in 2016)

2016/01/20 Sunday.
 
If you really want to know about me, this first thing you'd want to read is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and what my parents did in their spare time before they had me, and all that John Green kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you really want to know the truth. 

In fact, I'd much rather start of by saying that my name is Mikey Way and I spend at least 16 hours a day of my life sitting in a wheelchair. I'd also like to let everyone here know that they are under no obligation to read my blog but I am under obligation to write it. On account of the fact that my therapist thinks I'm John Watson or some crap. 

Regardless, here I am, pretending to have something to say about how my day went even though if anyone asked I would say that I was fine. Because that's just what you're supposed to say instead of saying that it's cold and miserable and if you died you wouldn't really mind. But I'll post this anyway while pretending to think that anyone will read it.

  • blog
  • boyxboy
  • disabled
  • falloutboy
  • frankiero
  • frerard
  • gerardway
  • mikeyway
  • mychemicalromance
  • petekey
  • therapist
  • wheelchair
Anonimit21 Anonimit21 Apr 21
Yes, Mikey, diaries are stupid, don’t write one you’ll go and reread seven years later cause it’s gonna be hella painful.
Mikey Way. Uncool before MCR. Uncool after MCR.
                              
                              I never needed to be cool. I never wanted to be cool. Maybe Mikey just shows us, that being uncool, is cool.
Fronk_And_Gee_R_Gay Fronk_And_Gee_R_Gay Jul 26, 2017
I didn't even know there was a book but the movie did leave me sobbing like a bitch
Anonimit21 Anonimit21 Apr 21
I died when I read “Mr Bowie” cause my sister loves to misspell his name and also cause him, so formal, is just hella funny 
                              I died the second time cause that situation is sad
                              And I died finally when I understood I have too pairs of socks on each of my feet too
leeroth326 leeroth326 Apr 20
I'm just listening to Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black) and now I'm really dead
Anonimit21 Anonimit21 Apr 21
Never read one of his books, but I used to know people that can’t die, also a hella smart horse who can speak Hebrew 
                              Yeah, I’m focused 
                              I prefer to think I would’ve ask something more interesting, but I’ll probably ask about your family, just to be polite