Unicorns On Wheels [Petekey]

Unicorns On Wheels [Petekey]

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Brendon / Tony By HellaBrendon Completed

(written in 2016)

2016/01/20 Sunday.
 
If you really want to know about me, this first thing you'd want to read is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and what my parents did in their spare time before they had me, and all that John Green kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you really want to know the truth. 

In fact, I'd much rather start of by saying that my name is Mikey Way and I spend at least 16 hours a day of my life sitting in a wheelchair. I'd also like to let everyone here know that they are under no obligation to read my blog but I am under obligation to write it. On account of the fact that my therapist thinks I'm John Watson or some crap. 

Regardless, here I am, pretending to have something to say about how my day went even though if anyone asked I would say that I was fine. Because that's just what you're supposed to say instead of saying that it's cold and miserable and if you died you wouldn't really mind. But I'll post this anyway while pretending to think that anyone will read it.

They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it, because they would never understand.
BecausePuns BecausePuns Mar 26
Because it doesn't get better
                              Unless you're pretty
                              It doesn't get better
                              Unless you got money
Honestly one reason he is my favorite child.
                              I admire him for being like that
I didn't even know there was a book but the movie did leave me sobbing like a bitch
He said no because he doesn't want her to see the poems he writes about Pete and Unicorns
We read this in english back in year 7 and i accidentally spoiled the ending for everyone and cried afterwards because i felt so bad