"Good afternoon, this is the Demi's delivery service, how may I help you?" "HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A HYDRA!" "I'm sorry sir but Demi's does not offer monster protection services. Perhaps you should try calling 911 instead." She was his Wise Girl. He was her Seaweed Brain. They just didn't know it yet. [Percy Jackson AU] [no spaces in title intended] (Previously The Unknown Hotline. Changed on 15/04/16) SOON TO BE COMPLETELY UPDATED AND COMPLETED (sorry it took me two years)
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