Michael didn't see much coming when he first asked Calum to stay behind after class.
I'm only reading this in an old man voice and I don't like it lmao
I WANT A 5 HOUR RIDE ON YOUR DICK WHILE I WATCH SWITCHED AT BIRTH AND MAKE MYSELF A NICE PLATE OF SPAGHETTI WHILE RIDING YOU
'my boy' is so awkward it makes me imagine michael as a 50y/o dude tf
BUT THAT'S MY MIND IF SOMEONE INSULTS ME
This is my response to everything when I'm around people I don't know well
I'm reading everything Michael is saying in like an old western voice and it's freaking me out. "YOU'RE STILL WEARING YOUR BLAZER, MY BOY" like no plz stop. Someone clean out my mind