MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY [18+] LONG CHAPTERS. "𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙞 wanna 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮" IN WHICH mike schmidt and sol sandoval live across the hall from each other in their apartment complex-and they absolutely loathe each other. he always makes noise with his rowdy, lousy friends and obnoxious hook-ups. she always plays loud music at ungodly hours of the night, and has her stripper entourage of gorgeous friends partying almost every night. in a battle to get the other evicted, they find themselves taking a bet-one to smooth tensions and a stubbornness to prove to themselves and their egos that they can make the other crack under pressure.