Ignatius Emberwood is a 25 year old fire mage who hasn't kissed anyone since an incubus tried to suck out his soul. All he wants is to finish his thesis about dragons for the College of Sorcery, but an annoying younger mage with good intentions signs him up on a magical dating site called Binder that promises to find one's soul mate. But, the match Binder picks turns out to be a demon from his past. Will Ignatius survive a date literally from hell? MxM. This fic is rated a high T, mainly because of dirty jokes, language and mentions of sexuality throughout. Very minor violence may occur later on, and light sexual scenarios. This fic includes MxM, slash fiction, yaoi, homosexuality; is that made clear? It's the result of what happens in my mind after I read DragonLance novels and watch gay British television (Cucumber and Banana as created by Russell T Davies, the shows are brilliant, check them out!). Hope you enjoy my silly pop culture puns and references throughout.