Hello! My name is Hadlee Rain. I'm thirty(something), average(ish) weight, vertically challenged, and work as a pest control specialist. (Sounds like a great dating profile description, am I right?) What I'm about to tell you is top secret. It goes in the vault, buried in a Doomsday bunker, and then tucked away in the molten core of a volcano. Like, I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you secret. Except, I am going to tell you, but I'm not going to kill you. And I don't know anyone with a vault. Or a Doomsday bunker. And I don't really fancy a trek into an active volcano. Anyway, I think you get the point. This day I'm going to tell you about is the day I made a name for myself... Otherwise known as the worst day of my life. And, if you knew my history, you'd know that's really saying something.
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