This is a billdip thing I wrote... a while ago, on an old account I have since forgotten the username of. I'm fairly certain I deleted it when I deleted the app all those year (yes year. Not years) ago. So I was talking with a new friend, frrt screm on pinterest. (You are my friend now, cannot get out of it) and they (dont know your pronouns) said I should repost it. This took me like... a day to write. Warnings: i dont even remember, but gay.