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Foston Slacks - Time's Flies

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Time 4h 39m

Wattys winner

Reads 13,726
Votes 2,307
Parts 38
Time 4h 39m

Wattys winner

[Wattys 2021 Winner - Sci-Fi Category] Clara only wanted to reach her interview on time.

Now she finds herself lost in time, space and reality with only an impeccably dressed six-foot tall lemur for company.

Dragged through Breaches to alternative realities, timelines, alien worlds and a filthy diner off the I95, all she wants is to return home. Preferably before tea-time.

Trigger Warnings: Severe shoe damage, references to drug taking (Bloody Linda!), oh, and minor foul language. Unsuitable for hydroelectric citizens of Vardak V (Citizens of Vardak IV and VI have shown no signs of explosive side-effects. So far). Gluten free.

#1 in #Bonkers (2nd Sept. 2020) - Achievement unlocked!

🥇 1st place Winner of the Sci-Fi category of the "Starlight Awards"! Woohoo!
🥇 1st place Winner of the General Fiction category of the "Dream Heart Awards"!

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