Caught (johndave)

Caught (johndave)

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Haze/John By GuardianofCourage Completed

It was just a normal day for John Egbert  until he stumbled cluelessly into the world of a new boy Dave Strider and is caught.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure and its raining potato lizards right now, and Vriska isn't a b-tch, and Terezi can see , and signless is still alive too. Because those things are about as real as your heterosexuality John.
I think it's a shame John has to keep reminding himself he's "not a homo" almost like he is a homo
Dead_GhoulX Dead_GhoulX Oct 28
John don't fight the homo. Exept it into your veins!
                              That sounds so weird
Oh yes, John. Your heterosexuality is about as real as Karkat's.
JOHN, YOU'RE MAKING THE GAY RAINBOW CRY. STOP! HES SO DEPRESSED NOW. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, DON'T YOU DARE HURT THE RAINBOW AGAIN, JOHN.
If y9ur dad is g9ing t9 6e "pissed" a69ut y9u 6eing 6ullied, he's a very triggering pers9n t9 live with, then.