It was just a normal day for John Egbert until he stumbled cluelessly into the world of a new boy Dave Strider and is caught.
I think it's a shame John has to keep reminding himself he's "not a homo" almost like he is a homo
John don't fight the homo. Exept it into your veins!
That sounds so weird
Oh yes, John. Your heterosexuality is about as real as Karkat's.
JOHN, YOU'RE MAKING THE GAY RAINBOW CRY. STOP! HES SO DEPRESSED NOW. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, DON'T YOU DARE HURT THE RAINBOW AGAIN, JOHN.
If y9ur dad is g9ing t9 6e "pissed" a69ut y9u 6eing 6ullied, he's a very triggering pers9n t9 live with, then.
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