Suckmyass Stories

Samantha is trapped in a love triangle 🤷🏽‍♀️ All 18 💗💞 SMUT CURSING ALCOHOL FIGHTING AND MORE

A tale of love so hot lava will seem cool to the touch. 👄 Therapy should be safe and calming, but what happens when your therapist also happens to be horny and has the...

What happens when Eren find his best friend who is also his crush crying at his front door? 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒...

a story about asseating

From a place far from where the coloured kings and their clans lie, a clan hunts for a traitor. The 'King' of this clan follows the traitor's tracks into the country of...

This is my first book! Hopefully, you like it :) Author notes are in bold.

The request are open rn . . . This is Kamen rider ex aid (rider only,not human dummy).They're separate from their human counterpart. . . All characters are belong to Toe...

here is a bunch of ideas on how to annoy hoomans on wattpad WARNING ONLY DO THIS TO SOMEONE WHO WILL FIND IT FUNNY AND WONT REPORT YOU I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANYTHING PLEAS...

Fuck you Cadence I did it

Lol.

sucka sucka

Just plain apples an bananas I love dem hahaha

In this there'll be multiple little poems in here some will talk about some deep shit and some will be bubbly and happy i hope u like it Here are my social medias and s...

Cause what else is there to do at half past midnight 🤷‍♀️

me cause i love myself . 😜

Hey guys! I'm sorry. Forgive meh I'm a SINNER! now join meh! (Don't) (Guys don't judge this book by its cover cuz the cover looks so innocent but be live me in here it's...

"𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮, 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶, 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓲𝓭... 𝓐𝓼 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮"

haha this is trash.

well shit

This is my crazy life. Lets talk about it.