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[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

(Y/N) moves to a Beach City after a big battle of custody going on between her mother and father. To her relief everything is perfect. Or did she speak too soon? When sh...

Janice, the daughter of a faraway island, has always lived a normal life. Being the main farmer in her family, she is always busy providing her family with food and mone...

when you meet 3 handsome men at the same time, you blush and you cant choose..maybe all?~ XOXO KISSES

Shrek

Wow.

A Poem about self hatred turning oneself bitter.

"your mine" shrek whispered huskily into (y/n) 's ear, his grip on her frail neck tightening with each word. A small whine escaped her lips stuttering out her...

A collection of jokes for everyone who likes BTS Enjoy ;) I do not own BTS and BigHitEntertainment. Credits to the righful owner.

This is a reader x shrek fan fic. You meet Shrek at the grocery store, surprised by his beauty. You begin stalking him. Read to find out more ;)

one shots try

For my friend Emma (yes I did actually make this you can hate me)

Pickles and onions and ketchup and lettuce and bannana and cucubmer and sausage and hamburger and lemon and juice and spaghetti apple and Sprite

Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power...

Just another day in a rural British dental surgery, until a challenging patient arrives.

Long before Vecna decides to terrorize minors, he fell in love. In the beginning of his time in the Upside Down, Vecna met Shrek. When their love is tested through smell...