Carlazuz Stories

After the White house burns down, killing Biden's family. Biden is mentally incapacitated. Devastated over the deaths, he is unable to serve as president. However, Kamal...

Your favorite local new reporter, Carl Azuz, is simply here to make us laugh with memes and to inform us about the problems of the world. This charmingly hilarious man w...

this is a joke.

"Welcum toz CN AN 10!" I look at his eyes wide stares. "That's hot bro.." "I know." He flicks his wrist and stares at his god of foreheads...

The legend and making of Carl Azuz. Dedicated to Carl Azuz, Not dedicated to Coy Wire

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Carl Azuz travels to England to do a report on the new king, but accidentally falls in love with him and starts a messy secret affair. Also i think he ate a corgi

I'm sorry

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Carl Azuz is a simple man who works at CNN10, he helps entertain middle school students and high school students around America! But what will happen when he falls in lo...

GUYS THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR, PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 😭 I MIGHT END UP WRITING SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT FOR NOW PLEASE DONT HATE ON ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!

really cute fanfic abt 2 beautiful men and their happy, healthy, volumputuous relationship uwu Highest Rankings: #5 in ceiling 3/30/22 #1 in floortiles 3/30/22

A long time ago, y/n and Carl Azuz crossed paths. They used to be colleagues, friends, maybe.... maybe they could've been lovers. But that was the past. Now y/n works fo...

carl azuz x ms juelffs🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

A story of not how the grind ruined Christmas, but how he ruined some guys butthole.

Omega Carl Azuz is down bad for his lover, Alpha Jesus

making this for d106 2nd period lmao

This is a story where love is challenged, hearts are broken, and science meets news. Bill Nye finds himself falling for the famous news man Carl Azuz, after only their f...

Ranboo gets stuck with the Dashcon ballpit it is currently 1:51 PM as I am publishing this, i wrote this at like 3 am

Carl Azuz mpreg🥴 Twigger warning: azuzussy sex🥰