Burnham Stories

Michael Burnham and Keyla Detmer are sent on a top-secret mission for Starfleet Intelligence, but a Klingon attack ruins their plan and strands them on a poisoned world...

They hate me.

completed! y/n is an aspiring comedian just trying to make it big. her plans don't appear to be working, that is until a chance meeting with bo burnham. milestones: 100...

Uh... yeah, um, the title

"Don't worry, you're safe now." •harassment warning•

three hot male comedians get themselves into trouble after a comedy set. what will happen? will they fall in love? will they have their hearts broken? find out in this r...

The Discovery is experiencing some issues with the spore drive. When Doctor Culber suggests that Lieutenant Stamets should get some rest, Captain Lorca decides to set a...

Juno and Robert have always been friends since their childhood, after graduation they both went their separate ways. Robert pursued his dream of being a comedian but lef...

a short Forrest Burnham love story for my friend Sarah, @ActionItemGal (:

ALASO YES IM WORKING ON MY ONE BOOK SHUT UP AHAHAHAH

You can only read this if you are a Bo Burnham fan

hal·cy·on ˈhalsēən/ adjective 1. denoting a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful. Young and to say the least dumb Bo meets the perfect girl...

"I love you just the way you are, but you don't see you like i do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you." - Bo Burnh...

what will happen between Aaliyah, one of Bo's biggest fans and Bo Burnham when Aaliyah gets the chance to meet him? find out Warning slight trigger warnings and langua...

um so i am unsure how this will turn out

these are quite literally the lyrics to welcome to the internet by bo burnham. i did this cuz i needed them on auto scroll and u can do that on wattpad apparently.

Need comedy I got you

Short Forrest Burnham love story for my friend @burnhamluvr98 Linzee (:

Short story for my friend Kellie, @heyitskellie_xo