Blackcomedy Stories

One night. One room. Everything changed.

Siri, play You Da One by Rihanna... Something about him feels like a warning- and a promise.

This is a world where the gods of different times and peoples intersect in the most bizarre ways - those who are still alive, and those who are... not quite. Behind every "Merciful Lord" trails a long list of those He has successfully "blessed." In my Almighty's case, that list begins with an entire orbital station-currently lifeless, yet remarkably free from both sin and oxygen. And now, it is the turn of an entire tribe whose luck has permanently run out. Survival in this scenario is a high-stakes challenge. Especially with such an "Almighty" deity at the helm. But everyone will try very, very hard. In the end, high-tech bought at a clearance sale performs lousy miracles. But still-it performs! Take me, for instance: a talkative AI box with very beautiful premium LED-backlighting.

يتولى الدكتور كلاود، الموضف المبتدأ بمنظمة SCP، مهمة التحقيق بقرية معزولة قيل انها تحتوي على ظواهر غريبة. و لكونه مبتدأ، أضطر للعمل مع المدعو دكتور زيرو، رجل غريب ذو تصرفات عشوائية و ذكاء فريد. فهل يستطيع الدكتور كلاود التعامل مع زميله المجنون؟ و حل القضية؟

In a time where real love seems rare, Azriel has seen her fare share of people who came but never stayed. The girl had made it as far as she had in life because she never took those things to heart. She lives in a world that is ruled by a specific set of expectations and works in an industry that thrives on connections. Through it all, she knows who she is which is something you could never take from her. Asante is the opposite. He is everything that Azriel despises in a man, everything that she promised herself to always stay away from. From scandals in the media to explosive behavior on the court, everyone knows that he is unstable. The two were never meant to be. It would never work. But sometimes things happen. In ways you would least expect them to but understand completely.

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

Suna finds itself preparing for the first holiday season after Gaara became Kazekage, and the plans were simple. Everyone would celebrate the holidays as the normally did, but with some guests from Konoha added into the mix. Instead another guest, one more permanent, ends up throwing a hitch into the plans. Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto. This is written for the Just Write It for December 2015. Story is an AU where Rasa lives, and instead of using the events of Shippden the story focuses on the holiday season as well as holiday chaos, as per the Just Write It challenge. I'm also using Christmas rather then the Rinne Festival.

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This season takes place during the Spring semester of the school year that began in season one and continues to depict the lives of the core five. Half-brothers Neal Carter and Kent Davis were complete strangers now they bond as brothers. But there is drama, trauma, devotion, betrayal, twists and turns to come. To save himself from going to prison Neal has decided to move to Boston and through him we meet new characters who help push this season. Kent has lost the two things that have made him a better person and is trying to navigate through what life would be like without them again. Morgan learns how to deal with heartbreak and who she is without being in a relationship. Zhuri finds herself back into another love triangle and her friendship with Tavon has changed forever. The vindictive Tammie Carter is as usual controlling others like an evil puppet master. However, there are some things even she can't control.

"I'm not really into relationships unless somebody can show me different." 17 year old Deja has had a rough past. Relationship after relationship. Heartbreak after heartbreak. She's scared to fall in love again but when she gets spotted by Jay and he won't leave her alone and he does everything in his power to get her, she has no choice but to give him a chance.

11-year old [Name] L/N was taken care of by her big sister for a year after her mom went missing, until one summer on Tuesday 13th, [Name] finally gets to experience the life of summer camp in Camp Campbell. She unwittingly finds herself in the welcoming graces of a troublemaking trio. Neil, a "man of science" kid who can get serious or annoyed whenever his passion for science isn't taken seriously, Nikki, a green haired hyper, energetic girl who is an agent of chaos, loves adventure, and dreams of being in a wolf pack, and the leader and worst of all the campers in Campbell, Max, a jaded, pessimistic, kid who has negative outlooks on life and enjoys putting others down just so they can be at his level, and tries to escape Camp Campbell as much as he can. After a few intense events following her experience in Camp Campbell with the trio, she soon realizes that all of it is nothing once the circumstances surrounding the recent "death" of a camper from another camp is mysterious, but there's one thing that everybody knows for sure -- that everyone in all the camps, Campbell, Wood Scouts, and the Flower Scouts is a suspect. Now, [Name] must go through another crazy experience involving her and all the camps being interrogated by the police, telling their perspectives of the story behind the crime. Along with Max finding out a secret belonging to the Wood scouts after being convinced by the police to keep them on the down low. And [Name] being forced to befriend the flower scouts and keep them safe, while also being forced to uncover the dark secrets behind their reputation. And her along with Max, and his squad solve the mysteries of who the criminal is that may lead to the clues of finding [Name]'s mom.

{Part of the Bloodlines Histories} Waking up in the morgue is not how 18-year-old Charlotte Alders expected to end her first Halloween in college. While enjoying a night out with friends, she realizes too late that she has fallen into the hands of a sinister figure she knows only as Luca Acerbi--a vampire with a less than stellar personality who has a torrid past that spans hundreds of years and dozens of history books. Soon Charlotte realizes she has escaped the radar of her murderous creator--for now-- only to be pursued by vampires who work for the mysterious duo Renaud and Violette, and protected only by the guarded and sometimes untrustworthy witch Gwendolen. Gwendolen has taken a keen interest in Charlotte and her existence, but why? Charlotte is trust into the care of impatient and pessimistic vampire Cormac, who has a mysterious and lengthy past of his own and there may be more to the vampire than meets the eye. Upon becoming a vampire after living a life as what the supernatural world calls a Mundane, Charlotte must reign in her thirst within her if she wants to hold onto what is left of her humanity before she becomes like many of the jaded and self-loathing vampires she meets. Things in the supernatural world are quickly darkening with whispers of dark forces, both living and undead, taking hold. Charlotte is all to willing to stay neutral, but danger is always knocking on the door as she is left to determing: who is a friend and who is a foe? Only time will tell, but Charlotte is quickly learning that she may be more important than she ever thought possible...

After T.K.O was accepted by K.O became one with him, he found himself in hell when he realized he was dead and became a demon in the afterlife, and was summoned to a hotel that is on the work to redeem Hell's residents and make them better people, and decided to take a part in the hotel to redeem himself for his foolishness and his actions. Follow T.K.O as he goes through his afterlife in Hell, while he tries to act good while living as a hot head. (Warning: maturity like in Hazbin Hotel but not too explicit)

"Greetings, you inhumane mutants that dared to walk this world. I am Forethinker. I was created by mankind to keep humanity safe and I have seen what you mutant abominations have done upon humanity, using your powers to abuse them like the vermin they are. How dare you to treat my creators. You all shall be eradicated from the face of the Earth. Humanity shall strive while the mutants shall fall.... Glory to Mankind. Glory to thy Creator. May our planet Earth be free from the mutant strain of your kind. And may the true form of humanity take what is finally theirs."

What if every dream you have, every horror in your mind, every whisper you heard while your alone was all caused by one being? One being that you never see? Until one day, you observe, you find it in your mind, and see the horrors behind the horrors.

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The War of the Roses is on so pick your favorite train wreck and buckle up. Nobody's a hero, and nobody is getting out of this alive. A gang war is about to go down in the quiet little town of Avon. Henry Lancaster struggles to maintain the criminal empire his genius father built and hold together his splintering family, meanwhile Richard York is barely managing to navigate the complicated world of highschool and having a first kiss. Neither man nor boy konws they are about to be fatally pitted against each other by a war neither of them started. Based off of Shakespeare's Henry VI Part 3, though drawing on characters and events from Parts 1 and 2 as well. Feels like a Tarantino film. Trigger/Content Warning: Eat disorders discussed at length, brief discussion of sexual assualt, grotesque voilence throughout, some moderate peril. A character avoids sexual assualt on page. Sex-repulsion is discussed on page at length. Some crude humor throughout. A character has panic attacks as well as sensory overloads on page multiple times. Multiple main characters die on page. Suicide is discussed.

Dark fantasy story of a young girl with unknown origin. Why no one want to talk to her? Where she came from and where her fate will lead her?

Aunt Mable has not been seen in the village of Cythry for seventy years. Nobody alive has ever met her. Then, on the day after the war begins, she comes shuffling out of the fog and turns life upside down. For Arthur and his brothers she is a nightmare and they must get rid of her at all costs. They soon discover, however, that ridding themselves of Aunt Mable is not going to be an easy task for she is determined to stay for the entirety of the war.

An alternate world Quiapo hiding along a path through the Saint Francis Church's Nazareno walkththrough, where unholy things wait in the shadows for candle light racks shining holy aura to be extinguished so that they can cross over into real world downtown Manila.