Blackcomedy Stories

(This is a revamp of "PROJECT H8: The human slayers" by the way. I was disappointed of the old version because it cringes me and is boring) A battleshonen tale of wizards with modernized magic, fighting against space alien wizards each with their own form of sorcery. What makes the Earth and the human race so unique, is that they had different cultural backgrounds that differ from each other, spoke in differing languages, composed of different ethnic backgrounds and species, and had no truly centralized government that governs all the nations. That makes them a favorite prey of the Spacers(a derogatory collective term that refers to an alien or creatures that does not originate from earth). Every nations began modernizing their witchcraft and sorcery and utilize them on their military technology as most weapons does not do much effective damage against some spacers utilizing a kind of sorcery that makes technologies primitive. Each nation had their sorcery differing from each other, within the following: The Japan's sorcery has modernized their onmyodo, turning balance into weapon. The republic of taiwan has upgraded their martial prowess by synching their qigong into the nanomachines. Russia has weaponzed cold. Brazil weaponizes rhythm, steps, and chaotic energy from dance. Chaos through controlled body movements is their specialty. Mexico uses death motifs and as their weapon, dancing with death is what makes them stronger. Indonesia has weaponized their fiery burning passion through the volcanic flame. But in Philippines, they weaponizes hatred. Inspired by how their sorcery works in ancient times: they use their sorcery either to heal, or to cause harm. But through the modernization, their killing intent becomes a valuable weapon of hate -- it allows them to create weapons, lethal constructs, out of thin air, to shoot any kind of projectiles. What to expect: No harem. No romance(I don't know how to write that). Martial arts.

يتولى الدكتور كلاود، الموضف المبتدأ بمنظمة SCP، مهمة التحقيق بقرية معزولة قيل انها تحتوي على ظواهر غريبة. و لكونه مبتدأ، أضطر للعمل مع المدعو دكتور زيرو، رجل غريب ذو تصرفات عشوائية و ذكاء فريد. فهل يستطيع الدكتور كلاود التعامل مع زميله المجنون؟ و حل القضية؟

Young 18 year old T.K.O has been living a dark life for his whole life, and has been more of a person with a darker and homicidal persona months after he moved out from his twin brother K.O and mother. In T.K.O's home in the city of Dark Paradise city, T.K.O has developed the desire for blood from people who show disregard for his feelings, mock him, pick on him, and take advantage of him, and kills them while talking about the dark emotions of his life and darkside of the reality of the world, while he shares a romantic relationship with a girl who grew up with his father. (Warning: this story contains dark elements, blood, murders, cursing, Fink's sexual behavior, and T.K.O's teasing to Fink, but no explicit content, read at your own risk.)

A short story about empathy, addiction, and monumentality.

16 elite students from different parts of the world have all been given an invitation to explore and learn the history of the legendary British royal family . After 50 years prior to the terrorist attack, Windsor castle has finally been open for these intellects. They must stray far from their families for two month. During their stay a series of abnormal events occur and secrets of what really happened 50 years ago are unravelled.

A story about Chris Brown & Beyoncé with their four kids

The Empire has always been a corrupt cesspool of crime, villainy and depravity where they continue to abuse their status and power for their own depraved ends... Ruled by the Child Emperor and manipulated by the nefarious Prime Minister Honest, it's only hope of reformation is to kill the corrupt individuals that takes root upon it's society as it teeters on the brink of collapse despite it's status as the undisputed, invincible superpower it project itself... It is also destroyed... And something worse came along... The Dark Lord, he called himself, a tyrant in dark armour that had ended the Empire's rule for good and finally, he shall set his sights upon other lands in the name of his own unending conquest... Enemies becomes allies as and bonds are forged as they all shall face this world ending threat together or die trying...

Miranda comes home burnt out from soccer practice and has a little late night snack. Nothing wrong with a little slice of pizza, right? However, when she wakes up in the morning, her actions have disastrous results. Now, it's up to her and her close friend Megan to restore order to mankind. Who knew one slice of pizza could start all of that shit?

Facing execution for stealing an apple from Imperial lands, the luckless peasant Loran is saved from the gallows by her vindictive Judge only to be charged with forced conscription into the Legions of Dread for the rest of her life. To make matters worse, of all the possibilities, she is assigned to the notorious Legion X "Infortunatus" aboard the flying Fort Perilous, first of its kind, led by the villainous General Terribilus Maximus. What could possibly go wrong? --- First book I've ever started to write, criticisms welcome!

Life is dashing..... Don't give that phrase the happy tone it wants. Life can be soooo dashing that you lose yourself. Morals, lost. Achievements, lost. Your own reflection lost. Until you go...numb

Kwame's friends think "fun" means risking their lives for an adrenaline rush. Skydiving? Shark cage diving? Running with bulls? Yeah... no. Kwame's rule is simple: If it sounds like the opening scene of a Final Destination movie, he's out. Follow Kwame through ten laugh-out-loud chapters as he dodges danger with sarcasm, wit, and way too much common sense. For everyone who's ever said "nope" and meant it-this one's for you.

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We all think as black Africans life is not so easy but interesting no problems but there are no criticism if you heard that they're probably lying . Let's go into the life of a Nigerian Teenage girl and how she struggles to fit in through everything partiality doesn't only come from white to black but black and black have differences . Now see how Kike manages to survive barely throughout her life.

In a city ruled by a heartless AI, humanity's last hope lies in two girls from the past... In a decaying future New York, the all-powerful Helios system dictates every heartbeat with cold logic. Adam and his band of young rebels are desperate to break its grip. Their secret weapon? Eve and Alena two teenagers revived from a decades-old cryogenic sleep. They carry something precious in their very DNA, a spark of empathy that could melt Helios's icy control. Helios will stop at nothing to maintain order: unleashed drone armies, armored giants, and a ruthless enforcer known as White. But Adam's team has a few tricks too including a genius prankster scientist who never loses his sense of humor and the fearless spirit of two girls out of time. As bullets fly and circuits crackle, the line between man and machine blurs. Dawn is coming and with it, a final battle for the soul of the city. Will a shot of human hope be enough to awaken regret in a machine built never to feel? A dystopian sci-fi adventure infused with sharp wit and heart-pounding action, perfect for fans of futuristic thrillers with a twist.

'°•A story about a boy named Luxen; The holder of astral light power. He wants to become a cosmic; A powerful being/Evolved form of a regular astro cosmical. But, At the cost of meeting the shadow emperor.•°'

Synopsis:

A young woman meets a small leprechaun man in Braylington. He falls in love with her. And visits her at her house. He tells the guy next door to stop bullying the princess but the guy kills him and buries him. then the leprechaun grows into a tree and murders the guy with an axe. The princess runs away with the leprechaun and they live happily ever after. The end.

In a world where a corporation known as Vought International had gained a foothold on the world through their heinous means of gaining power through their sponsorship of the 'Supes' they have while their products have committed more atrocities than none would count, in their bid of power and corruption, all they are doing is dooming the world to a slow death... The darkness will grow in those that any action has committed evil and if the taint were to ever spiral out of control, it will infect and monsters will spawn from the Tainted Zone itself... And all the world are being terrorized by monsters straight out of a nightmare and not even the Supes are capable handling against a supernatural force of pure evil... The only hope the world has are the Warriors of Light, true Heroes the world needs who have powers that makes them the forces of good that Earth deserves and a battle continued between their arch-enemies and the corruption that gripped Earth tightly... For all that is difficult, one must know that there will always be light on the way... And what comes light, comes hope...