Bacon Stories

School AU bc i got bored :p THIS IS BASED OFF THE CHARACTERS, NOT THE IRL PEOPLE!!! First story on wattpad (i have written before just not in wattpad)

If you clicked the link in my SnipFic bio or something idk

Lâm - hay được gọi là Bố Bự, 41 tuổi, thân hình cao lớn, vạm vỡ, mặt bặm trợn, xăm đầu hổ trên bắp tay, chạy xe ôm ở ngã tư ga cũ. Gã sống cùng vợ con trong dãy trọ xập xệ gần đường rầy, làm mọi thứ để nuôi gia đình. Ban đầu cộc cằn, sống khép kín, nhưng dần bị cuốn vào những cuộc "giao dịch xác thịt ngầm", đổi thân thể lấy tiền vì hoàn cảnh éo le. Dần dần, anh càng lún sâu. CAO H

Bacon, Noob & Guest go on a bunch of adventures! The Cover Artwork is not mine! Btw This isn't a ship book or anything like that ;-; A bunch of ships ig: Guest x Noob Lavender Guest x Chestnut/Acorn Girl Blue Guest x Bacon boy Noodle Hair x Pizza girl 4 me: Blue guest There's two separate girl guests, lavender guest, and pink guest Galaxy Girl and Universe Girl hair are twins (like in would you rather) Chestnut is Bacon's older sister The guests aren't related The Xbox bundles are their own little group Noodle hair is fry guys younger sister. Belle(red hair Belle of Belfast long) is the same age as noodle who is her sister. Red Dino Boy, Blue Dino Boy, and Green Dino Boy are triplets. Jersey (Green Jersey and Brown Hair.) and Charmer (Brown Charmer hair) are brothers. Extra characters: Gasa4 main character and cashier Evade Guy (Jard) Work at a pizza place co-worker Down to earth hair person/ genderneutral(needs a name) Galaxy boy hair is their brother and friends with Universe Girl hair Important chars: Roblox Shedletsky (Telamon) Builder man 1x1x1x1 Sorcus (Roblox troll admin) John Doe Jane doe Guest 666 (maybe) Tiffany mayumi (Maybe) Red Dress Girl (maybe) Hakka701 ? 1337

daddy pig is feeling a bit hungry 😛

Gordon Ramsey pays a visit to the Hamiltons. Things heat up quickly, soon eliza must choose between her love for gordon or Alex. sorry for the cover but it's a cosette nose boop

i love you.. [exo series #6] ©chogiwae

Just gotta read it

Peppa is a gay icon.

Agent Six is good. Too good. So good she has been kicked out of every spy school in the United States except one. That one happens to be the Blackthorne Institute for Boys. The catch? She is a girl. Accidents happen that leave her confused so the Boss thinks it'll be good for her to go on a mission. When that mission goes South real fast, what happens? Agent Six is good. Too good. ******Note: I do not own any people, places etc. relating to the Gallagher Girls books by Ally Carter******

OK NOT NUMBER ONE ANYMORE BUT THATS FINE THANKS BTW THIS TALE OF FUN WILL MAKE YOU FEEL FUN WHILE FUN STRIKES IN YOUR FUN AND FUN IN YOUR FUN ORGANS FUN WILL GO IN YOUR FUN BRAIN WHILE YOUR FUN FEET TAP AND YOU DO THE FUN GRUBHUB FUN DANCE AND EVERYONE THAT IS FUN JOINS YOUR FUN RITUAL TO SUMMON THE FUN SATAN. WHILE DOING THE FUN RITUAL TO SUMMON THE FUN SATAN, A FUN BEACH BALL STOPS THE FUN RITUAL. ALSO AN ALGEBRALIEN STOPS THE RITUAL BUT THATS IN ANOTHER FANDOM SO WE DONT SPEAK OF THAT HERE FUN. (this is all a joke)

This is CrisPeaBacon's entrance to life in his hope to achieve his dream of achieving his dream occupation.

There once was a piece of bacon named Bacon. He had a friend who was an egg named Egg. They got shipwrecked on an island and decided to name the beach Bacon Shore. This is my first story...beware I share this account with my twin sister so when she makes a book its me making a book. Also she might do evil things.....muwahahahahaha!....hey how did you get onto my book description? Oh yeah we share this account nvm. See funny!

One good morning, a 15y/o Lane Nevara is an average 4th year high school at Common West Avenue High. Not really a smart person, but also somehow lazy due to the fact that she likes to eat cheese flavored crisps. One unexpected day, it is already 2nd quarter she forgot to think about her oral defense. The question is, what is how will she even graduate is she that lazy.?

A story about 6 friends that have funny food addictions. In a comical tale of finding love and stealing bacon, this whimsical story will make you laugh your way through lunch while falling in love with the characters Preview: Ben was sweating now; he was short of breath and didn't know what to say. Mira was a sexy and forbidden woman of obvious great intelligence. Ben then yelled the greatest best lie he could think of: "My cat is going to die at 5 o'clock today!" Mira and the sound of her black and turquoise colored 4 inch high heels came to a halt. She turned to Ben; she licked the Kit Kat chocolate off one finger and then after a brief pause said: "Did you say cat... or... kitten?" "You, know, a cute kitten-cat." Ben said nervously. "You poor thing." Mira softly said, moving closer to Ben. "Ben doesn't have a kitten-cat does he?" she said in a whisper voice into his ear... "Yeah I do. It's at the shelter missing me." Ben continues to lie.

yes

Because they are the worse person in history

"What is love?" Have you ever asked yourself that question before? If you search 'what is love' in Google, there will be a lot of hits. Some are theories; some are explanations; some are opinions; and even some are quotations. But if by reading these 'results' we could understand the greatest emotion of all time, then what is the use of loving someone? What is there to fall for someone? You need to feel love for you to describe or explain this wonderful feeling. You need to 'fall in love,' 'get hurt,' and 'move on.' You need to experience these feelings in order to understand them deeply. What if 'love' comes knocking? What will you do?

Kevin the bacon has always wanted more than to sit in a freezer all his life. When his best friend, Brady is taken to the Pan, he finally gets his wish. Will Kevin succeed in rescuing Brady, or will Kevin meet his doom being fried?

pls comment what title is better :)