Jeremy the Killer (First L.J and now Jeff?)
You were looking everywhere for your mp4 player.
D/N was assisting in the search by chewing on a smelly sock which he/she had pulled out of the laundry basket.
After a whole hour of searching, you flopped back on the couch.
"It's just bloody disappeared into thin-"
Suddenly you heard the sounds of music playing from upstairs.
Rushing up the stairs and using a powerful kick to break down the door, you were surprised to see...
"Jeff?"
The infamous and psychotic killer... Was dancing to Gangnam Style.
He couldn't see you gawking until he turned around after the song was finished.
"Y-Y/N!" Jeff stammered, his leathery white cheeks turning pink.
Needless to say, you never let him live that one down.
BEN Drowned... In pink pansies?
It was a wonderfully breezy day outside in the meadow.
Aromatic scents rose up from the lush beds of colorful flowers.
You lay down in the grass, enjoying the delightful cool air.
Suddenly you became aware of a little shadow which was shuffling about.
"BEN?" You asked, sitting up.
The little elf was running around in the tall grass, apparently looking for something.
Only the top of his adorable green hat was visible going up and down, left and right.
Suddenly a head poked out.
BEN's blonde hair had at least a dozen flowers stuck on it and his bleeding eyes were wide with excitement.
"Y/N! Close your eyes and hold out your hands!"
Confused, you did so.
The little elf dropped something round into them and then stood back.
"Now open them!"
In your hands was a pokèball.
"Are you kidding me?"
"Silver taught me how to catch wild Pokémon!"
You opened up the pokèball and a Pidgey flew out.
"Wow... Thanks BEN."
The both of you eventually decided to release the Pidgey back into the wild.
Darkness of Link (I'm sure that I've used that once or twice already...)
The day brought along a lot of things.
Your ex boyfriend turned up at the doorstep with flowers, chocolates and balloons, begging you to take him back because his other girlfriends dumped him.
Yes, he had been cheating on the girl that he cheated on you with.
You accepted the gifts and then slammed the door in his face.
When eating those lovely chocolates, Dark Link came in with something hidden behind his back.
"Y/N?"
You looked up, your lips smeared with chocolate and another truffle halfway up to your mouth.
"Yes?"
"Well... I've been thinking lately about that family of crazy killer cats..."
"Uh-huh."
"And since I have my own duties, I can't always be around to protect you..."
Where was this going?
Dark Link sighed and thrust something into your arms.
"If Jeff comes knocking, just tell him that I'm not around."
In your hands was a red and black puppy which had a wide and creepy smile.
"You... You stole Smile Dog from Jeff?"
"BEN and L.J helped. Blame it on them if he asks!"
"Dark! I didn't think you were the type to steal other people's-"
He silenced you with a kiss before making a hasty exit.
It took you all of a few seconds to realize that he had also run off with the rest of your chocolates.
"Once a villain, always a villain...," you muttered under your breath.
Laughing Jackal
You were a bit worried because you hadn't seen L.J all day.
I hope that Smiley didn't do anything to him because of his nose..
Finally the worry became panic when night fell and you still hadn't seen a hair nor feather of your favorite killer clown.
"I'll give him a call! Oh wait, I don't have his number..."
You slapped yourself for never asking L.J but decided to call a certain someone who might.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
"Yello?"
"F/N! It's me, Y/N. Can I talk to your boyfriend for a moment?"
"Nope. He's upstairs dancing to Miley Cyrus music at full volume; It's driving me and D/N nuts."
"I need to somehow get ahold of Laughing Jack. He hasn't been to visit all day."
"Hold on. Jeff left his phone on the coffee table. Lemme see if I can find your boyfriend's number on it."
You waited as F/N started scrolling through the contact list while muttering to herself.
"Faceless derp... Annoying goggle guy... Cheesecake loving drama face... Blonde midget... Gosh, it'll be impossible to find it with all of these nicknames."
"Can you read out anything that might be L.J?"
"There's only one thing that might be it. Swirly Stupidity."
"That... That sounds pretty likely."
"Want me to give you the number so that you can call?"
"Sure."
After writing down the number and thanking your friend for her help, you sat down and began dialing.
Somebody picked up on the other end.
"This is the Creepypasta Mansion hotline. Press one if you want to go to sleep, press two if you've found all of the notes, press three if you want to be slowly dissected by Doctor Smiley-"
"Laughing Jack!" You screeched.
The person on the other end of the line gulped.
"O-oh! Y/N! How are you?"
"Where have you been all day? Answer me right now!"
In the background, you vaguely heard snickering.
Then there was a howl of pain from the clown and he presumably dropped the phone.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Not so hard!"
Your eyes widened.
"L.J? Where the hell are you and who is with you?"
"Oh I'm sorry. Was that rougher than needed?"
"Yes, it was! Now it's gone in too deep!"
"I'll just pull it out and try again then..."
"LAUGHING JACK-IN-A-BOX!" You screamed at the top of your voice.
There was another holler and then nothing but silence and panting.
Then the pattering of feet and a slam.
Finally a scraping noise indicated that the phone was picked up again.
"L.J? If you're cheating on me with a man..." You began loudly.
"I'm sorry but your boyfriend just ran out. Can I take a message?"
"Who are you?'
"Doctor Smiley. There seems to be a slight misunderstanding."
"How so?"
"Jeff chopped off Laughing Jack's nose after he helped Dark Link steal his dog and I was merely gluing it back into place until it healed and re-fused with his skin."
"Oh really?" You asked skeptically, raising an eyebrow.
There was a sigh.
"I may have taken his surprise as an opportunity to push it quite violently until his face was squashed in."
"Okay then, Doctor Smiley."
You hung up, feeling both embarrassed and entertained.
At the Creepynoodle Mansion...
Smiley set the phone down on the table, knowing that L.J would come crawling back to sheepishly reclaim it later.
"What a day...," he yawned, secretly wishing that he had let L.J's girlfriend draw her own conclusions.
Slenderman suddenly teleported inside.
"Child, have you seen the newspaper lately?" He asked urgently.
"No. Why? Has something happened?" Smiley asked in alarm, straightening up a bit.
"I don't know. Sally snatched it out of my hands and ran off before I could read it and it's vital that I have it back for the crossword!"
The not-so-good doctor relaxed, realizing that he had (ironically) misunderstood.
"Try looking in the playroom."
Slenderman disappeared again.
Smiley took off his gloves and mask before disposing them in the bin and falling onto the bed.
"Kill me now...," he murmured with a groan.
There was a flash of lightning outside and suddenly Jeff was standing behind the window, holding up a butcher knife with that psychotic smile on his face.
"Not literally!"
Another flash of lightning lit up the room and when it cleared, the killer was gone.
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A/N: It's really late at night but after blood sweat and tears, I managed to post up the latest chapter!
I'm starting to doubt that anyone really reads this book apart from me and my own mother. If you stuck around through it so far, please give me some encouragement to write by posting a little comment or even just vote!
Next Up: He Scares You For Fun (Just a fair warning - There will be blood (Fake, obviously)
Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom