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Grian: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.
Mumbo, sighing: What did you do this time?
Grian: In the town hall, Scar pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".
Grian: So I asked which end.
Mumbo:
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New Hermit: Can you tell me where Xisuma's base is?
Ex: Yeah, for sure. You go down there, you turn left, you look for a broken down, stressed, tired man who looks like he's functioning on seven cups of coffee and one working brain cell, and you follow him.
New Hermit: And he'll take me to Xisuma?
Ex: That is Xisuma.
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Bdubs: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Scar: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tango: I got distracted about halfway through.
Cub: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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X after seeing some people do something stupid: oh god what idiots
X after realizing it's the Hermits: oh no those are my idiots
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Ren: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life
Doc: I wake up at 6 am
Ren: ...
Ren: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life
Doc: I go to bed at 3 am.
Ren: ...
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Zed, t-posing in the doorway: good morning, parental figure.
Tfc, not even looking up from his coffee: good morning, problem child.
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Hels, sighing: Well, murder wasn't exactly on my agenda today.
BadTimes: Um, murder isn't really on anyone's agenda.
Hels: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.
BadTimes: ... And you're not inviting me?
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Cleo: We are not leaving False behind.
Biffa: Maybe it's her time, what do we know?
Joe: Who are we to play God?
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Etho: what does "take out" mean?
Beef: food.
xB: dating.
Hypno: murder.
Wels: it can be all three if you're bold enough.
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Jevin: ...You have far too much faith in me.
Stress: And you have far too little.
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Keralis: So in your resume it says your creative
False: Yes
Keralis: Ok. May I know what you create?
False: Anarchy
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Iskall: in my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Impulse: you were with Mumbo!
Mumbo: in my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
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Biffa: The next person who insults X is gonna get beat up.
X: [In the distance] Damn I'm such an idiot
Biffa: Alright Void square up, no one insults my friend and gets away with it.
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Tango, holding a gun to Grian's head: Tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
Grian: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters
Tango, cocking the gun, shaking: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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BadTimes, holding up a banner: it's supposed to say "Ex's birthday" but the printer messed up!
Hels: so what does it say?
BadTimes: Ex's bi
Hels: ... still works
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Scar: This was a gift from my father.
Grian: Really? Wow, your dad gives pretty bad gifts. But I guess I have no room to talk. My dad just gave me rejection anxiety!
Scar:
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Zed: On a scale of "look at all those chickens" to "fre sha voca do", how do you feel today?
Cleo: In between "it's an avocado thanks" and "honey you got a big storm coming".
Ex: I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger".
Wels: Probably "road work ahead".
X, in the background, sobbing: WHAT DO THEY MEAN
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Today's Question:
What is the meaning of life?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors