(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: .....
Zelda: Hello...?
(Urbosa is back online)
Zelda: Urbosa... hi..
Urbosa: Hey sweetie! What's wrong? You sound a bit... off
Zelda: Oh..
Urbosa: Did Revali hurt your feelings again? I'll make sure to rip him apart if he did
Zelda: No... it's not that...
Urbosa: Ah.. well he'll still die
Zelda: Don't you like him or something?
Urbosa: .....
Zelda: You confuse me sometimes
Urbosa: Well.. it's kinda..
Zelda: Go on. I'm listening.
Urbosa: Bu-
Zelda: Entertain me.
Urbosa: It goes like this...
Zelda: Go on.
Urbosa: I... I like him... and despise him at the same time...
Zelda: ....
Urbosa: So um, yeah..
Zelda: You got a love-hate thing going on with him
Urbosa: Do you really think so?
Zelda: I know so
Urbosa: ....
Zelda: No worries, I won't tell him
Urbosa: Thank you Zel-
Zelda: Yet.
Urbosa: ...
Zelda: Just get married already
Urbosa: ZELDA I IMPLORE YOU!!
Zelda: At least you have a chance with him. I'll still be stuck by myself so..
Urbosa: You still haven't gotten over Link?
Zelda: It's not that. I got over him... for the most part, it's not like I can do much anyway
Urbosa: He's getting married sweetie..
Zelda: I figured that much
Urbosa: So...
Zelda: I just don't know what to do now.
Urbosa: What do you mean?
Zelda: There really isn't any option for me here.. you know... have an actual crush on
Urbosa: But sure-
Zelda: They're all morons
Urbosa: Yeah b-
Zelda: Simps.
Urbosa: .....
Zelda: If Father ever wants me to marry one of them, I swear I'll run away from home
Urbosa: Wasn't he assuming you were gonna marry Link?
Zelda: Who?
Urbosa: Link
Zelda: Father never considered him even once
Urbosa: WHAT?!
Zelda: Yeah
Urbosa: But why???
Zelda: Link isn't royalty. Or a Prince at least
Urbosa: OMG LOOK AT HIM THOUGH! HE'S A GOD DAMN, SEXY MODEL!!!
Zelda: ....
Urbosa: ... Wait...
Zelda: ....
Urbosa: I c-can explain!!!
Zelda: Do you have wet dreams about my Link?
Urbosa: ......
Zelda: I wonder how Mipha's reaction will be?
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Zelda: ..
(Daruk is back online)
Zelda: Daruk... yay..
Daruk: Hey there Princess!!
Zelda: Hi..
Daruk: What's the matter Zelda? I can practically smell your stress from here
Zelda: That's... slightly unnerving..
Daruk: :)
Zelda: ...
Daruk: Alright, I'm sorry heh. What's bothering you?
Zelda: It's... it's Link
Daruk: Ah yes, the man everyone wants to marry
Zelda: ...
Daruk: And makes every man go gae when they catch a glimpse of him
Zelda: Daruk geeze!!!!
Daruk: I mean, look at Revali. That bird simps for the man.
Zelda: ...
Daruk: He basically salivates every time when he sees Li-
Zelda: Stop.
Daruk: It's true
Zelda: Please stop.
Daruk: Okay :)
Zelda: The problem is, he hasn't shown up at his post for several days
Daruk: ...
Zelda: Exactly. And father is getting impatient... nearly blowing up in anger
Daruk: Maybe he's just really busy.. or has something serious going on?
Zelda: I seriously doubt that.
Daruk: How come?
Zelda: I made sure to fill his room with plenty of pots and vases
Daruk: Pots..?
Zelda: Mhm
Daruk: Hold up, what do you mean by his room?
Zelda: Oh...
Daruk: >.>
Zelda: .....
Daruk: Come on Zelda, I won't tell anyone
Zelda: OKAY OKAY WE BOTH SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM! HIS ROOM IS ALSO MY ROOM!!!
Daruk: .....
Zelda: ....
Daruk: Meaning...
Zelda: We had no choice
Daruk: Emphasize on choice
Zelda: ....
Daruk: Don't be shy
Zelda: Well.... we had a few assasination attempts by the Yiga...
Daruk: Wait what?!?!
Zelda: Yeah... they almost succeeded once... luckily Link was around with me
Daruk: Why didn't you tell us???
Zelda: I... I had to keep everything under wraps.. or it would make our guards and security look bad...
Daruk: ...
Zelda: So ever since then, Father ordered Link to stay by my side at all times, no exception
Daruk: I guess... that makes sense...
Zelda: So..
Daruk: You two wouldn't... ya know
(Revali is back online)
Zelda: ....
Revali: I HEARD ZELDA AND LINK WENT KA-CHOW?!?!
Daruk: Dude...
Zelda: W-Wait-
Revali: I KNEW IT!!!
Zelda: SWEET HYLIA, WE DIDN'T, YOU DOWN TO EARTH RETARDED BIRD
Daruk: Damn.
Revali: ....
Daruk: I'll give that point to the Princess
Revali: ... did you though? >.>
Zelda: No.
Revali: ;-;
Zelda: I would never do that with him, especially knowing of his relationship to Mipha...
Daruk: Ouch.
Zelda: But now that I think of it.. having Link with me, helped me a lot mentally and emotionally
Daruk: Oh?
Revali: 🤔
Zelda: Even if Link wouldn't talk to me that much..
Revali: WHOA WHOA WHOA
Zelda: ?
Revali: "That much??" So Link would would actually still talk with you?????
Zelda: Yeah...?
Daruk: Damn. So the little guy does actually talk.
Revali: Damn indeed.
Zelda: It was during those times... when... I don't know... it felt that someone actually shared on all the emotions I had.. the burdens
Daruk: Hold up, let me blow my nose
Revali: More mushy.. depressing stories
Zelda: ...
Daruk: I'm back, go on :)
Zelda: So... yes.. we both slept in the same room. But I think it caused more good than bad.. I even got Link to confess to me
Revali: Hmm?
Daruk: So Link secretly liked Revali?
Zelda: .....
Revali: AW HELL NO
Daruk: 🤭
Zelda: He opened up to me about his feelings and.. his personal life
Daruk: Tell me more.. I'm intrigued
Zelda: Link didn't really tell much, but he did express bitterness towards his job... no... he described it as something else.. like.. wasting his life away
Revali: Damn, so he hated being around you that much?
Daruk: Revali....
Zelda: No... he showed frustration towards the position and responsibilities placed on him. The stress and anxiety took their toll, especially since he had to keep it all inside
Daruk: ....
Zelda: I felt really sorry for him.. I realized he wasted all his years trying to protect some stupid Princess..
Revali: True
Daruk: REVALI I WILL PERSONALLY COME THERE AND SHOVE MY HAMMER UP YOUR FEATHERY BUTT
Revali: O-O
Zelda: ...
Daruk: THE GIRL IS HAVING A MOMENT, UNDERSTOOD? DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Revali: Yes... sir..
Daruk: Good, carry on Zelda
Zelda: ...
Daruk: Don't worry, Daruk is here to assist you if needed :)
Revali: ....
Zelda: ... I...
Daruk: Look, you're not a stupid Princess, and you never were one. You sealed Ganon away yourself and are loved more than you may think. You're part of our family, and will always be
Zelda: I... but.. it feels so selfish of me to keep Link from a happy life!!
Daruk: Well.. what did he tell you concerning that idea?
Zelda: ....
Daruk: It's not good to keep all these feelings and thoughts inside. Let us help you
Revali: :)
Daruk: And when I say "us", I mean me and Urbosa
Revali: :(
Zelda: Okay...
Daruk: That's the Princess I know!
Zelda: Link... he did mention he felt most happy and fulfilled being around two people....
Daruk: Being?
Zelda: Mipha... and me...
Revali: >.>
Zelda: He... he said that I was the only part of his duties that was always worth in the end, despite the criticism I gave throughout the years.. I was like a beacon of light. All our moments spent together, helped build him up and his confidence... he even... developed feelings at one point
Daruk: Are you serious? I thought you were just friends honestly
Zelda: That's what I thought too.. but.. I guess I was wrong
Revali: ....
Daruk: Good bird.
Revali: .......
Zelda: But deep down, I knew it would never work out. Not that it couldn't happen, but our positions denied us the chance
Daruk: Your father?
Zelda: Him too... but a union between us wouldn't be recieved well over here
Daruk: But.. why?
Zelda: Becuase it's how things work here with stupid royalty rules and such
Revali: ... I'm sorry to hear that
Daruk: ?
Revali: I guess I never realized.. or cared how important this whole matter was. Selfish. That's what I was.
Zelda: ...
Daruk: That was kinda random, but I'm not complaining
Revali: I'm sorry..
Zelda: ...
Revali: Look, I probably sounded really stupid back there. I should leav-
Zelda: It's okay... we sometimes... do things we later regret.. like how I did
Revali: But not to that degre-
Zelda: Hey, what's done is done. It's in the past. Were in the present. I hold nothing against you, and I doubt anyone else will
Daruk: Well.. maybe Link
Revali: ...
Zelda: Fair point
Daruk: Hmm.. you said he mentioned two people.. one of them being you. What about Mipha?
Zelda: Mipha?
Daruk: Yeah.
Zelda: Link... he didn't talk too much about Mipha since mentioning her to me made him feel nervous but... the story was similar to mine
Revali: ....
Zelda: He too, developed feelings for Mipha, but kept them hidden becuase she was royalty and he wasn't.. but, over the course of time.. she eventually confessed to him in secret
Revali: And they went bang bang?
Daruk: Revali.....
Zelda: No... the thought of having a life together never crossed their minds but.. I guess a lot of drama occurred.. and that brought them together
Daruk: Aww, so our little drama sessions here really helped seal their fate?
Zelda: I guess so
Revali: Well, this was a meaningful conversation I'll say
Daruk: Couldn't have said it any better
Zelda: Sorry for going off like that guys...
Daruk: Nah, it's totally good. I'm sure all this helped lift that burden off you
Zelda: You're... thanks.. really.. it means a lot..
Daruk: Heh, so when did he actually open up to you?
Zelda: A few days ago. I didn't see him since so...
Daruk: Maybe...
(Mipha is back online)
Daruk: Hey Mipha! Great timing! :D
Zelda: Mipha?!
Revali: Ayo.
Mipha: ....
(Urbosa is back online)
Mipha: ...
Urbosa: MIPHA?! MIPHA SWEETIE YOU'RE FINALLY ONLINE!!!
Mipha: H-Hi everyone...
Urbosa: Where have you been???
Mipha: I... I was busy...
Revali: Elaborate on "busy"
Mipha: .....
Revali: 😏
Zelda: Seriously, we haven't heard from you and Link for several days... what's going on?
Mipha: Well... I was wanting to ask.. how well does this look on me?
Zelda: ?
Mipha: Wait... let me get Sidon to take a picture...
Mipha:
Zelda: !!!!!
Urbosa: OMG
Daruk: Damn.
Revali: ...
Mipha: It doesn't look good... does it..?
Revali: Eh...
Urbosa: MIPHA YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!?!
Zelda: Yeah..
Mipha: Um.. I was meaning to but.. Link and I were so preoccupied getting everything ready that... I forgot to tell you guys...
Revali: What does Link look like then?
Mipha: Oh, let me take a picture of him too!
Zelda: ....
Mipha:
Zelda: 😳😳😳
Urbosa: HOLY-
Daruk: WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITS, LINK LOOKS ABSOLUTELY SCORCHING IN THAT SUIT!!
Revali: Damn..
Zelda: Wow.. he looks so... so...
Daruk: I know.. I'm going gae for him too. I bet Revali is too
Mipha: .....
Revali: Wha- NO NO NO!!
Daruk: 😏
Revali: NOOO!!
Zelda: Link... I've never seen him look so gallant and...
Mipha: Me too!!
Zelda: Yeah..
Mipha: I'm so excited!!!
Daruk: So is it today then?
Mipha: Oh, it is!
Urbosa: Where is it held???
Mipha: At the Domain..
Revali: Yikes.. that's far away.. and I just finished my mum's cookies
Daruk: ...
Revali: And I didn't even get started on her muffins and milk
Mipha: We were gonna hold it at Lover's Pond but... Father can't exactly... walk that far
Revali: He's a pretty fat guy. Not surprised.
Mipha: FATHER IS NOT FAT! IT'S ALL PURE MUSCLE!!
Revali: Yeah yeah, sure. I'll come then.
Daruk: Me to-
Urbosa: WAIT RIGHT THERE MIPHA BABY! I'M COMING RIGHT NOW!!!
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Mipha: .....
Revali: Well, I'll be seeing you all then
Daruk: Alright. Maybe I'll bring some baked turquoise for the feast!
Revali: Ooo, maybe my mom can cook some of her cookies!
Daruk: Yes!!
(Daruk has gone offline)
(Revali has gone offline)
Zelda: Well.. I guess I'll tell Purah and the rest.. I'm sure they'd love to come
Mipha: ^^
Zelda: .......
Mipha: Zelda?
Zelda: Y-Yeah...?
Mipha: Thank you.. for supporting our decision.. for being the friend I never had...
Zelda: You really mean that?
Mipha: Of course, Princess. I assure you all three of us can spend time together whenever we can <3
Zelda: I... I think I'd like that... 😁
Mipha: ^^
Zelda: So.... I guess I'll be over shortly?
Mipha: Okay!!! Don't be long!!
Zelda: I won't!
(Zelda has gone offline)
(Mipha has gone offline)
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(Time Skip: Five hours)
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(Revali is back online)
Revali:
Revali: Shoot. They really do look perfect together.
(Revali has gone offline)
Author's Note:
I can't believe I finally got to 40 chapters!! To all my awesome readers, thank you so much for reading up until this point! You guys are the absolute best!! Love yall!
Now that we've finally finished the love-drama with our characters after all these chapters, (haha, not a chance) your usual, stupid chapters are back in business!
All ideas and suggestions are welcome!! Love you guys!!!