Someone's stolen Giuliani's dick;
only the communists could pull off that trick;
only the communists could find that tick,
that needle in the curly hay rick.
Chavez (dead since 2013), Soros (very much alive)
with Xi and Marx (mustachioed) connive:
'They stole my dick; thus they stole my erection...
and the USA presidential election.
Jane Fonda and Bill Gates are in the plot
I am no fantasist nor say the thing that def is not
I am as true as motherhood and apple pie
They stole my dick... and the election, that's no lie.
These communists will stop your Medicare.
It's reds that evict you, and your families tear.
They sent the Covid to destroy our land.
Antifa rising up was all well planned.
And the Fake press: their network is worldwide;
they lead you up the garden; take you on a ride
they want to steal your children's mind's away
from decent Fascism: President, Military, Country.
They emanate strange vibes inside your head;
they're trying to subvert you, turn you red,
convince you that the planet is a globe:
its all done with mirrors and a strobe.'
Someone's stolen Giuliani's... mind?
No That's safely lodged within his old behind.
The face talks shit, pours snake oil brazenly
for utter brass this huckster, Giuliani.
His finest hour to prate upon world stage
squealing for dictatorship, offering the cage;
a charismatic he would rather be,
evil charlatan by nature, dickless Giuliani.
Above: there he is, looking in vain for it!
Someone might say, "Didn't you already satirize this crook?"
Yes. But then the stakes have just got higher than a few hopeless lawsuits. The 'game' is now trying to steal the electors in the Electoral Colleges. Because this part of the democracy depends on gentlemen's agreement, it is possible that the electors ignore the popular vote in a state - a ridiculous weakness for a democratic system. Now the Supreme Court is stuffed and rigged for Trump, that's his only path to attempt to legitimise Fascism insofar as ignoring an election.
Guiliani and other crooks /shysters are throwing out ground bait for Trumpist zombies to support Trump's attempted take-over, by making wilder and wilder claims of communist plots.