Rag and Bone Shop

Diaper Don

Diaper Don, much put upon -
he's lost his stool, the smelly fool.
It's all  forgone, the scam, the bomb,
conclusion's come, wet wipes the tool.

Cocaine's to blame. Oh, snort again,
to play the game, Apprentice chain;
unloose the bowel, unloose the brain;
but which is which?  for both are stain.

Incontinent the speech, the bowel,
the tweet, the feet, the stumble, howl,
the sons, the scums, the trash, the jowl,
the trumpery Trumpist brains a scowl.

Half a country down the loo;
that's where the rabbit hole leads to -
QAnon such  cacographic poo;
and Proud Boys who can't stiffen, too.

Let's get our knees beneath this desk
(diaper on chair looks so grotesque);
we'll tantrum, wooden-spoon burlesque,
till we loosen, statuesque.

Diaper Don, much put upon -
he's lost his stool, the smelly fool.
It's all forgone, the scam, the bomb,
conclusion's come, wet wipes the tool.