(Revali is back online)
Revali: .....
Revali: I hate this place.
(Revali has gone offline)
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: I'm hungry.
Daruk: Hello? Anyone?
Daruk: ....
(Daruk had gone offline)
(Link is back online)
Link: Geez.... why won't anyone respond to my messages... it couldn't be becuase of that incident
(Sidon is back online)
Link: Thank Hylia... hey Sidon...
Sidon: ..
Link: ...
Sidon: ....
Link: Is something wrong?
Sidon: ....
Link: Come on... your big brother wants to talk with you... well, soon to be..
Sidon: I don't know if you're gonna be my brother anymore
Link: Wait, what was that again???
Sidon: What I... said
Link: Hold up now!! You don't know about what happe-
Sidon: Sis told me. Then Revali too. The entire Domain knows.
Link: ......
Sidon: So....
Link: I can't.... even have one day... one god damn day to myself in peace.. together with the love of my life..?
Sidom: Um...
Link: Come on Sidon... you know I would never do that to your sister...
Sidon: I don't know.
Link: Please... it seems that everyone here is against me.. it's too much for me to handle
Sidon: Well, since you put it that way...
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Sav'saaba everyone. Oh, hey Sidon! :D
Sidon: Hi! 😁
Urbosa: How is my favorite Zora doing today???
Link: I thought it was Mipha?
Urbosa: Sidon has obviously taken that spot
Sidon: Heh, I'm doing really good! Finished my lessons early today!
Urbosa: Delighted to hear that. How's your sister doing? ^^
Sidon: She's um...
Link: ...
Sidon: Kinda.. sad?
Urbosa: I think I know why
Link: Wait! Urbosa, you can't seriously believe that!!!
Urbosa: I mean... really, I don't even know what to believe at this point.
Link: IT WAS A GOD DAMN MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
Sidon: .....
Urbosa: Link....
Link: ..... why is that everytime I try to get together with Mipha, something happens.....
Urbosa: .....
Link: It hurts.. for all I know, everyone in Hyrule now thinks I cheated with the Princess... but to hear that from you guys.. it hurts..
Urbosa: .......
Sidon: ....
Urbosa: Hey... maybe I was too harsh there
Sidon: Yeah..
Urbosa: I'm willing to believe it was an accident. No point in overreacting to something silly as this
Sidon: I agree!!
Link: You.... thanks...
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey everyone!!!
Urbosa: .... hi Daruk...
Link: ......
Daruk: Let me guess, this is about me eating all the snacks at the party last week?
Link: ... no?
Sidon: What snacks?
Urbosa: No.. wait... YOU WERE THE ONE?!?!
Daruk: Shoot.
Urbosa: I WAS PLANNING ON FINISHING THE PRETZELS
Sidon: ....
Link: ..
Urbosa: YOU ATE MY PRETZELS!!!!!
Daruk: Well, that's in the past now, right?
Urbosa: I suppose... though I assure you won't hear the end of this
Daruk: ....
Urbosa: Anyway...
Link: Um..
Daruk: Don't worry Link. I'm not gonna misbehave anymore. That was just to cover for Ravioli while he was acting asinine
Link: Phew...
Urbosa: Glad that's over
Sidon: What does asinine mean?
Link: ....
Urbosa: Well uh, how do I say this..?
Daruk: Basically Revali, if it makes sense
Sidon: Ahh I get it! Thanks!
Urbosa: ... That was a smart one
Daruk: So what's new with you guys?
Link: Mipha won't talk with me
Urbosa: I think she realized what happened with um... Link
Sidon: ?
Urbosa: Hylian anatomy
Daruk: Below the waist
Urbosa: Stop.
Daruk: How you make babies basically
Urbosa: STOP. HE'S STILL A CHILD.
Link: ...
Sidon: Um... so Link made babies with Princess Zelda.....?
Urbosa: Sweet Naboris... of course he didn't sweetie. Nothing happened.
Daruk: The details were just stretched a little high
Link: "A little high?"
Daruk: Well, somewhere along there
Link: I just hope Mipha comes on so I can talk with her
Urbosa: At least Mr. Ravioli and Meatballs isn't here
Daruk: That gives me an idea
(Daruk has changed Revali's username to Ravioli and Meatballs)
Sidon: 😂
Urbosa: OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS
Link: Lol
(Ravioli and Meatballs is back online)
Ravioli and Meatballs: What in....
Link: .....
Sidon: Hi Ravio... I mean, Revali
(Mipha is back online)
Link: Oh....
Mipha: .......
Ravioli and Meatballs: It's jiggidy time
Urbosa: Oh no
Daruk: Poprock time
Ravioli and Meatballs: Alright, now that were all here....
Urbosa: Zelda's missing.
Ravioli and Meatballs: Nah, we don't need her
Link: ......
Ravioli and Meatballs: SO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! MIPHA, YOU LISTENING?
Mipha: ......
Ravioli and Meatballs: No seriously, are you?
Mipha: ....
Daruk: I'd take that as a yes
Ravioli and Meatballs: Okay.. Link, where were you the other day?
Link: .....
Ravioli and Meatballs: Come on, don't be shy :)
Daruk: This would be a lot easier if Zelda was here... you know
Mipha: Maybe she doesn't want to be here and wants to keep things the way they are.
Urbosa: O-O
Link: ........
Ravioli and Meatballs: That's my girl
Mipha: ^^
Link: .................
Urbosa: This is sickening
Ravioli and Meatballs: I'll repeat this one more time. Where were you the other day, Link?
Link: I was assisting the Princess on a trip to the Springs of Wisdom
Ravioli and Meatballs: Doing what exactly?
Link: FREAKING BABYSITTING HER FROM GOD DAMN PIGS
Urbosa: .......
Mipha: .....
Daruk: Nice
Ravioli and Meatballs: What happened then?
Link: We stopped at a horse stable to get some rest and well... I got bored waiting and I played around with a cucco
Ravioli and Meatballs: One of my brothers?
Daruk: Damn
Ravioli and Meatballs: And then?
Link: A million of those bastards suddenly spawned and... attacked us... so we hid in a box
Urbosa: I swear this happened before..
Daruk: Remember when Mipha and Link were stuck in a box?
Mipha: ....
Link: m....
Urbosa: I remember like it was yesterday
Ravioli and Meatballs: Yeah, whatever.
Urbosa: I think you're enjoying this
Ravioli and Meatballs: Why would I be?
Urbosa: Maybe because you're behind all this drama?
Mipha: .....
Ravioli and Meatballs: Lol, why would I be? Don't be ridiculous.
Link: Are we done here...?
Ravioli and Meatballs: No. Now for the million rupee question.. what were you two doing in the box?
Link: Hiding from cuccos... protecting the Princess... BECAUSE THAT'S MY JOB
Mipha: Link... please... you're making this harder for me
Ravioli and Meatballs: Mhm
Mipha: <3
Link: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU TWO BEE-
Mipha: Ever since you "cheated" on me
Link: I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU!!!!!!!
Ravioli and Meatballs: Geez, calm your butt cheeks Link
Link: .......
Ravioli and Meatballs: I mean, in order for your Hylian Sword to get that excited in there... you and Zelda must've....
Daruk: Mmmmmmmm
Ravioli and Meatballs: I can't say I blame you. She has a good booty anyway
Link: .....
Ravioli and Meatballs: I bet you just took the opportunity and went bang bang
Urbosa: Poor Link...
Link: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY?!?!
Mipha: Zelda doesn't want to talk about it either, which is making me believe otherwise
Ravioli and Meatballs: Plus... I'm sure you two were really sweaty after coming out of that box
Link: .....
Ravioli and Meatballs: Couldn't keep your excitement to yourself, huh?
(Link has gone offline)
Urbosa: ....
Ravioli and Meatballs: I thought so...
Mipha: Hey Revali... thanks for pointing out to me.. you know
Ravioli and Meatballs: Anytime pumpkin pie
Mipha: Please... no names yet.. ^^
Ravioli and Meatballs: Of course, heh
Daruk: I actually don't know what to say...
Urbosa: Mipha... I thought you knew better...
Mipha: I talked a lot with Revali the past few nights...
Urbosa: Why....? Just.. why?
Ravioli and Meatballs: We don't have to answer that question
Sidon: Hey guys....
Mipha: Oh, Sidon??
Sidon: I was... walking out a bit and.. found Link at the East Resevoir Lake Pier...
Mipha: What's he doing here??
Sidon: He's crying.. and.. has a bouquet of Silent Princesses next to him
Mipha: ....
Sidon: I mean... he's like... really crying.. like really really crying
Ravioli and Meatballs: Oh?
Sidon: The bouquet also... I think he was on his way to visit and give you the flowers before all this trouble now
Mipha: ...
Sidon: I'm gonna stay with Link and.. make him feel better if I can
(Sidon has gone offline)
Mipha: .........
Ravioli and Meatballs: This name is getting annoying....
(Ravioli and Meatballs has changed name to Revali)
Revali: That's much better
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: But still, it doesn't feel right
Daruk: Yeah.. I mean, it struck my soft spot a little
Mipha: .....
Revali: Serves him right though, he cheated like a lying bastard
Urbosa: Think about it though... has Link ever lied to us? Like genuinely lied?
Daruk: I don't think he has.. he's always been a good little guy
Mipha: .....
Revali: Well he obviously screwed up now
Daruk: Dude...
Urbosa: What do you think Mipha? Would you be willing to throw your future with Link away, all for something as stupid as this?
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: Well?
Mipha: I'm... I'm sorry... I must've been... really confused and... I guess jumped to conclusions
Revali: Hey hey hey!
Urbosa: Shutup Revali. I want their story to end happily.
Daruk: At this.. I do too
Revali: .....
(Sidon is back online)
Urbosa: Oh, welcome back Sidon! How's Link doing?
Sidon: Very well actually! He said he's gonna make himself dinner to feel better
Mipha: ....?
Revali: Is this guy stupid?
Urbosa: Um...
Sidon: Anyway, I have to be going.. see you everyone!
Urbosa: Aww take care! 😁
Daruk: Good to see you again bud
(Sidon has gone offline)
Revali: Hey, someone's knocking on my door.. must be my mom with those cookies
Urbosa: Phh...
Revali: I'll be over in just a se-
(Revali has been disconnected)
Daruk: Huh?
Mipha: ????
Urbosa: Please tell me he's dead
Mipha: .....
Daruk: Um, I don't think he's coming back on..
Urbosa: Probably gorging himself on his mother's cookies.. fat bastard
Daruk: XD
Mipha: ....
(Saria is back online)
Urbosa: ????
Saria: Hullo?
Urbosa: SARIA BABY!!!! 😁😁😁
Saria: Aunt Urbosa!!
Daruk: W-What..?
Urbosa: How's my baby doing??????
Saria: Rully good!!!
Urbosa: Aww I'm so happy to hear! What brings you online?
Mipha: ....
Saria: Well... I was mindun my oun buisnuss and.. I hurd screaming coming from the kitchun..
Daruk: Say what?
Saria: I dunt know... all I hurd was.. "God hulp me he's gunna kill me"
Mipha: .....
Saria: Und when I came in da kitchun.. I fund bruder like dis:
Saria:
Urbosa: Oh my......
Daruk: Damn
Mipha: !!!!!!!
Daruk: Well SHOOT! HE LOOKS PRETTY HOT THERE!! HAS HE BEEN TAKING COOKING LESSONS?
Saria: Nupe! Taught himself fur the past few weeks! He's rully gud now!!
Urbosa: I'm impressed. I bet Mipha is blushing at the sight
Mipha: O/ / /O
Urbosa: Knew it
Daruk: I think I just put two and two together
Saria: Lunk has a bug pot on da fire.. looks like stew.. and...
Urbosa: And?
Saria: I see a fuw blu feathers floating
Mipha: !!!!!!!!
(Mipha has gone offline)
Saria: Um... what dos thut mean?
Saria: ....
(Saria has been disconnected)
Urbosa: Hold up hold up...
Daruk: Rito stew.. I bet Link will really add a lot of salt in it
Urbosa: ...
Daruk: Nah, I bet Revali was salty enough on his own already XD
(Urbosa has gone offline)
(Daruk has gone offline)